How to freak out a teenager

[Lorneg]

Imagine for a minute that you’re a teenager again and like all teenagers your head is still full of sleep as you come down for breakfast. Sitting in the kitchen slowly coming to life over a bowl of cornflakes you look up and see this…..

[Shuvi McTupya]

That would freak me out and I ceased being a teenager a few decades ago!

[Impasse]

[Megaflow]

A teenager wouldn't notice that. Try telling them to get a job instead...

[dmitsi]

Tell them you've been having a sort out in their bedroom.

[Soov535]

dmitsi said:

Tell them you've been having a sort out in their bedroom.

And you looked under the bed.

[Asterix]

[Oakey]

Careful, someone will be along in a minute to tell you that's offensive and only psychopaths can find that funny

[hollydog]

Put this outside there bedroom door.
There are other types of hoover available.

[rhinochopig]

A picture of Saville would have more effect.

[blueg33]

Best way to freak out a teenager is to kiss your wife whilst they are near by. Just a quick peck is gauranteed to have any teenager running for the hills

[aka_kerrly]

Oakey said:

Careful, someone will be along in a minute to tell you that's offensive and only psychopaths can find that funny

Too right, in their mind it's only a step away from endorsing Nazi gas chambers.

OP: is that a random image you found or did you create it yourself?

[Lorneg]

aka_kerrly said:

Oakey said:

Careful, someone will be along in a minute to tell you that's offensive and only psychopaths can find that funny

Too right, in their mind it's only a step away from endorsing Nazi gas chambers.

OP: is that a random image you found or did you create it yourself?

Colour photocopier at work and an oven than never gets used. All my own work!

Why is it women buy steam ovens etc when they have no idea what to do with them? The oven in the picture is a couple of years old but still as new

[Adenauer]

blueg33 said:

Best way to freak out a teenager is to kiss your wife whilst they are near by. Just a quick peck is gauranteed to have any teenager running for the hills

We do that

If I'm feeling really nasty I'll say to the wife, 'fancy a bit of hot lovin' tonight, dear?'

The looks of shock, horror, and disgust, on my two teenage daughter's faces, followed by, 'Jesus, Dad, that's disgusting', is very amusing.

[P-Jay]

Don't have any teenagers at home yet - although eldest is 9 going on 14...

He acted the fool at home earlier this week so I've taken his iPad from him, it's currently sat on my desk with a picture I mocked up with him and his 'Girlfriend' with lots of lovely hearts floating around them - and "Jnr Jay loves XXX written across It" - he knows it's going on his Instagram account if he steps out of line.

They can't get Sheep Dogs to be as obedient as him at the moment.

[geeks]

P-Jay said:

Don't have any teenagers at home yet - although eldest is 9 going on 14...

He acted the fool at home earlier this week so I've taken his iPad from him, it's currently sat on my desk with a picture I mocked up with him and his 'Girlfriend' with lots of lovely hearts floating around them - and "Jnr Jay loves XXX written across It" - he knows it's going on his Instagram account if he steps out of line.

They can't get Sheep Dogs to be as obedient as him at the moment.

PMSL Top parenting, well done!

[soad]

rhinochopig said:

A picture of Saville would have more effect.

Probably wouldn't know who he is.

You want this one:

[Phil.]

Turn off the internet. Works a treat.

[Kateg28]

The oven idea is hilarious. I am off to use the colour photocopier and see what happens when I put it in our oven.

I think my 16 y/o son will find it funny.

[soad]

Kateg28 said:

The oven idea is hilarious. I am off to use the colour photocopier and see what happens when I put it in our oven.

I think my 16 y/o son will find it funny.

Do report back.