Beard advice.

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BrabusMog

20,180 posts

187 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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dojo said:
Anyone recommend a barbers in the Guildford area that do decent beard trimming?

Most of them say they can do it but last time I went to Jacks I lost 6 months growth cause they didn't have a clue...

When I was in So'ton the other day drove past a Barber that offered beard trimming as a service - guess there are more beards down there!!!
Just look for any barbers that offers a shave as an option their price list. Turkish barbers are really good usually.

Hoofy

76,399 posts

283 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Mobile Chicane said:
I personally loathe beards but will grudgingly concede that they look 'ok-ish' on the right sort of bloke. Namely Father Christmas and Captain Birdseye.

You need to be of the age and stature to pull it off. A full, luxuriant, beard as sported nowadays by Hoxton's media wkers looks ridiculous on anyone under the age of 40.

Likewise any sort of facial hair on anyone small and skinny. Weaselly Rat Boy isn't a good look.
Ha. I've come to this conclusion, too. Basically, if you're fat and old or built like a powerlifter, you won't look like your sister wearing a fake beard.

They did that Movember in my local gym. Some guys really suited the look (namely the big, strong-looking ones), the cardio bunnies did not.

J4CKO

41,637 posts

201 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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I dont get the current beard trend, I can grow one but it drives me mental.

Plus, once over 40 growing a beard just, in most cases, makes you look ancient as it comes out grey or white.

Most of the current beard wearers look a bit daft, scruffy or just old, not many can carry it off where it looks better than not having one.

Is this all some sort of token rebellion as we get more and more dominated by women biggrin

BrabusMog

20,180 posts

187 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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I really can't stand shaving, so I have one as its easier. I get my hair cut every two weeks, so I just get it trimmed each time I head to the barbers.

HTP99

22,590 posts

141 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Shaving is a ball ache, plus I have sensitive skin which flares up when I shave.

I'm 40; have had a beard since the summer but I did flirt with a beard a couple of years ago, I've always had long side burns and I did the goatee in my twenties so I've always had some type of facial hair.

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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mph1977 said:
HewManHeMan said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
If you are still growing it after 3.5 weeks, then give it up. A beard isn't for you.
I don't understand why?
if you don't have a decent beard in 2-3 weeks of 'ceasing to shave' you never will ...
Nonsense. It can take months for some people. In a few weeks I can grow an epic porn tache and goatee, the sides are a baron wasteland. In a couple of months the slower stuff has caught up and I look like castaway from ear to ear.

Just grow what you can and give it as long as you can be arsed to. If it looks awful get rid, but nothing ventured nothing gained, patience is the hardest hit. Genetics plays a huge part but most people just aren't patient enough and expect a full captain birdseye in a week because some other bloke said he needs to shave 15 times a day.

As for the keeping it tidy carve a neckline when it's grown in sufficiently, other than that just leave it. Keep the rest of you immaculately groomed and it'll offset the fact you look like you've got ants legs stuck to your face at random intervals.

ecsrobin

17,140 posts

166 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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soad said:
I'm not opening up myself to a flaming rofl

soad

32,914 posts

177 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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ecsrobin said:
I'm not opening up myself to a flaming rofl

C.A.R.

3,967 posts

189 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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J4CKO said:
I dont get the current beard trend, I can grow one but it drives me mental.

Plus, once over 40 growing a beard just, in most cases, makes you look ancient as it comes out grey or white.

Most of the current beard wearers look a bit daft, scruffy or just old, not many can carry it off where it looks better than not having one.

Is this all some sort of token rebellion as we get more and more dominated by women biggrin
I don't get it either, glad someone else has piped up! What I can't understand is the logic behind the swathes of internet 'crap' which state that having a beard (failing to properly shave in most cases) makes you more masculine?

No, it doesn't. I regularly shave, it gets irritating before the week is out if I'm being lazy and I look a right state. I have to be presentable for work - even if that means I'm in the office most of the week.

In very, very rare instances a beard gives a man distinction. In virtually all cases (as a spectator) it makes most men look like their daddy didn't teach them how to look after themselves properly or that they are desperately trying to fit in with the latest Hipster trend....

And I say this all the while my close friend has started being a beardy-weirdy too.

soad

32,914 posts

177 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Men grow beards for numerous reasons - trends/fashions, to accentuate a weak jawline or chin, 'it suits me', morning efficiency (or laziness!), to 'make up' for baldness.

I'd suggest that the only real reason they are more or less prevalent at any given time, is the rate of acceptance by wimmin. At the moment wimmin continue to see them as hot. Beards have variously been held to signal sexual potency. wink

Same with pubes - bald will pass. wink
Enough men will realise, it's good to have something to keep your chin warm, and the full beaver will return! laugh

Thorodin

2,459 posts

134 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Just found this thread. It's brilliant. As a life-long masker (well, since late teens and now over 70)and of limited hair strength and follicular vigour I recommend anyone to try it. You won't know unless you do it and you might just be missing out on one of life's natural game changers.

Mine is almost entirely based on vanity in that a weak chin is always improved by camouflage and you never know may just be taken as an indication of an enhanced libido. Maybe.

On holiday in Italy a local family were fascinated by my then Clausian appearance and asked for permesso photographica with their two kids. Great fun. Great thread.