Homebase, bunch of morons

[Pyrolysis]

Think i just slipped into a coma....drool...

[Jezzerh]

[RobinBanks]

Abagnale said:

mickk said:

Watt?

Ohm my.

Amp you quite finished?

There's a lot of resistance here....

[Blayney]

I sometimes Siemens trying to Volt the barriers in Homebase, one called Henry jumped so Farad I wondered Weber he was an Olympian. I asked him and he said Joule have to excuse me I'm trying to Coulomb out of here.

[Vipers]

garyhun said:

Not worth writing, not worth reading.

But you did, well done.

[anonymous-user]

Vipers said:

But you did, well done.

I did, and like I said, not worth it.

[ali_kat]

And yet you came back

I saw your name as last poster so assumed the OP had got better... I'm not following you again

[berlintaxi]

MikeGoodwin said:

I think the thing that really made me hate the place was when one of the regional managers walked over to me and patted me on the back asking if I was ok like he was my mate or something...

Management taking an interest in their staff, must have been hell.

[UncappedTag]

wow go you

[Pints]

Is this true? I think you're oven us on.

[dazwalsh]

bks, im too late all the good puns have been used up

[mickk]

dazwalsh said:

bks, im too late all the good puns have been used up

It hertz when you're stuck for one.

[Butter Face]

northwest monkey said:

MikeGoodwin said:

I think the thing that really made me hate the place was when one of the regional managers walked over to me and patted me on the back asking if I was ok like he was my mate or something...

Yeah, what a .

Yeah right, I hate it when people are nice to you for no reason and try to act like normal humans to each other. wkers

[soi6]

Your the fool for shopping in these "places" in the first place . Staffed by TCP smelling idiots .

[StuntmanMike]

Butter Face said:

northwest monkey said:

MikeGoodwin said:

I think the thing that really made me hate the place was when one of the regional managers walked over to me and patted me on the back asking if I was ok like he was my mate or something...

Yeah, what a .

Yeah right, I hate it when people are nice to you for no reason and try to act like normal humans to each other. wkers

Be fair guys, the bloke on the till did have the fking audacity to ask him how he was doing, imagine having to converse with the very turds you have ascended from.

[sneijder]

If my pizza warming machine had a broken lamp I don't think I'd notice.

In fact, I'm going to check now.

[sneijder]

FFS Vipers, now I won't sleep tonight.

[Butter Face]

Ovenpride. Do it now.

[hman]

Who needs an oven light anyway - just open the door and check if your findus crispy pancakes are done when the timer goes off.


Also - the internet can sell you light bulbs cheaper than homobase.

[Vipers]

sneijder said:

FFS Vipers, now I won't sleep tonight.

Well if your staying up, you may as well clean the oven.