Homebase, bunch of morons

[Hilts]

I can vouch for my local Homebase, staffed at weekends by mostly hotties (probably stoodents).

Bought some willow fencing that upon unfurling had some fungus on it (easily cleaned) but went back to the store and the manager gave me a straight 60% discount.

Yes, this is a bona fide cool story.

[wolfracesonic]

sneijder said:

FFS Vipers, now I won't sleep tonight.

Haven't you used that pic in the watch thread before?

[stuartmmcfc]

sneijder said:

FFS Vipers, now I won't sleep tonight.

Worst ever "I've got a nice watch" post

[sneijder]

Casio GW2000

The last of the analoge G Shocks before they got too big.

[sneijder]

Casio GW2000

The last of the analoge G Shocks before they got too big.

[RenesisEvo]

stuartmmcfc said:

Worst ever "I've got a nice watch" post

That's considered a nice watch?

[wolfracesonic]

sneijder said:

Casio GW2000

The last of the analoge G Shocks before they got too big.

Did it come from Homebase?

[stuartmmcfc]

OP thinks we've forgotten about him.

[soad]

Vipers said:

(Quickly putting brain in gear), I said "I think you will find under the consumer protection act regulations you are only required to return the defective item, not the packaging"

He turns to the girl at the till and says "Give him a refund"

Well played, chap.

Hilts said:

I can vouch for my local Homebase, staffed at weekends by mostly hotties (probably stoodents).

Sadly, the one local to me has closed a couple of years ago. I wonder why?

[sneijder]

RenesisEvo said:

That's considered a nice watch?

It's my oven inspection watch, Butler is off today. His wife died or somesuch.

[vixen1700]

I find my local Homebase staff very helpful, and today they were selling cakes and mince-pies for charity. The mince pies were lovely.

[RenesisEvo]

sneijder said:

RenesisEvo said:

That's considered a nice watch?

It's my oven inspection watch, Butler is off today. His wife died or somesuch.

My condolences to the butler. Would certainly explain the state of the oven.

[Vipers]

RenesisEvo said:

sneijder said:

RenesisEvo said:

That's considered a nice watch?

It's my oven inspection watch, Butler is off today. His wife died or somesuch.

My condolences to the butler. Would certainly explain the state of the oven.

Maybe he bought an oven lamp in Homebase, and it crapped out, and he can't see inside the oven.

[StuntmanMike]

Vipers said:

Maybe he bought an oven lamp in Homebase, and it crapped out, and he can't see inside the oven.

If that was my oven I would be looking for sabotage, the creatures that live in there won't like the light.

[Sticks.]

£4.79?? £1.50 in the local DIY

[soad]

Vipers said:

Maybe he bought an oven lamp in Homebase, and it crapped out, and he can't see inside the oven.

Someone call Dave with a lightstick (from the Nazi Bunker thread).

[Rich1973]

mickk said:

Watt?

Dont forget Boulton if you are letting off steam!

[V8Ford]

Should have given him the bayonet

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

Sticks. said:

£4.79?? £1.50 in the local DIY

2 for a quid in the Poundshops. Ain't that enlightening?!

[eliot]

I dont have the brain power to think of a witty reply....,