Playful slaps with OH - Is it on?
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hora said:
Semi O/T- I once got off with a female friends bestfriend. She was seriously into violence. She asked me to be rough and after jabbing her the secondtime in the ribs (seriously) I lost the ardour. I couldn't carry on. It felt like I was cage fighting naked.
A few days later friend asked how we got on. I really didn't know how to answer so I just said 'shes really sweet isn't she'.
A few days later friend asked how we got on. I really didn't know how to answer so I just said 'shes really sweet isn't she'.
What an opportunity missed. Admittedly not my thing either, but pure curiosity would have driven me onwards I think. Where would that have ended? Disc sanders? Buffing machines? Bags of wasps?
so called said:
I read this thread to my Wife last night.
She offered to two revengeful returns;-
1. Rub a hot chili in the gusset of her knickers then accuse her of cheating when she starts complaining. (I'm going to put a lock on my boxer shorts draw).
2. unpick the hem of her favorite coat and then stitch it back up with a sardine inside.
Think I need to have a chat with my Wife.
Yeah. You do. Remind her he's a bloke and doesn't do sewing.She offered to two revengeful returns;-
1. Rub a hot chili in the gusset of her knickers then accuse her of cheating when she starts complaining. (I'm going to put a lock on my boxer shorts draw).
2. unpick the hem of her favorite coat and then stitch it back up with a sardine inside.
Think I need to have a chat with my Wife.
pherlopolus said:
I think the OP is under a patio now....
:wave:Well, thanks for the laughs and advice fellas. The image of BSR's idea about calling her a "daft wood pigeon" had me in tears.
Anyway, decided to call it off with her in the end. It really wasn't worth the grief she was causing, I feel like I deserve someone better. Now looking forward to some single fun, plus I get to return all the expensive Christmas gifts I bought her and spend it on nights out...Win win.
NateWM said:
:wave:
Well, thanks for the laughs and advice fellas. The image of BSR's idea about calling her a "daft wood pigeon" had me in tears.
Anyway, decided to call it off with her in the end. It really wasn't worth the grief she was causing, I feel like I deserve someone better. Now looking forward to some single fun, plus I get to return all the expensive Christmas gifts I bought her and spend it on nights out...Win win.
How did she react? Any violence such as headbutts or a kick to the gonads?Well, thanks for the laughs and advice fellas. The image of BSR's idea about calling her a "daft wood pigeon" had me in tears.
Anyway, decided to call it off with her in the end. It really wasn't worth the grief she was causing, I feel like I deserve someone better. Now looking forward to some single fun, plus I get to return all the expensive Christmas gifts I bought her and spend it on nights out...Win win.
STW2010 said:
How did she react? Any violence such as headbutts or a kick to the gonads?
Truth be told, no. Lots of tears, frustration and confusion, followed lately by lots of calls and texts begging to give her another chance, she'll never do it again etc. If I'm honest, I have wondered whether it was a mistake, but I think I'll get over that, and all I have to do in think of the stress she has caused and it fades away.Don't get me wrong, she's not a BAD person. Beautiful, funny, (mostly) caring...I just think something changed, as she really wasn't the same person that I fell in love with. I will always love her, I just think it had ran it's course.
NateWM said:
Truth be told, no. Lots of tears, frustration and confusion, followed lately by lots of calls and texts begging to give her another chance, she'll never do it again etc. If I'm honest, I have wondered whether it was a mistake, but I think I'll get over that, and all I have to do in think of the stress she has caused and it fades away.
Don't get me wrong, she's not a BAD person. Beautiful, funny, (mostly) caring...I just think something changed, as she really wasn't the same person that I fell in love with. I will always love her, I just think it had ran it's course.
All those things you wanted to do, but didn't dare ask. Y'know, the bag of wasps, the mutual marmalade enemas, all that stuff. Don't get me wrong, she's not a BAD person. Beautiful, funny, (mostly) caring...I just think something changed, as she really wasn't the same person that I fell in love with. I will always love her, I just think it had ran it's course.
She's now desperate, and you've already been slapped for it.
A thought.
NateWM said:
:wave:
Well, thanks for the laughs and advice fellas. The image of BSR's idea about calling her a "daft wood pigeon" had me in tears.
Anyway, decided to call it off with her in the end. It really wasn't worth the grief she was causing, I feel like I deserve someone better. Now looking forward to some single fun, plus I get to return all the expensive Christmas gifts I bought her and spend it on nights out...Win win.
PLUSWell, thanks for the laughs and advice fellas. The image of BSR's idea about calling her a "daft wood pigeon" had me in tears.
Anyway, decided to call it off with her in the end. It really wasn't worth the grief she was causing, I feel like I deserve someone better. Now looking forward to some single fun, plus I get to return all the expensive Christmas gifts I bought her and spend it on nights out...Win win.
If you get onto the council asap you might be eligible for single person discount on the council tax !
If something doesn't feel right then sometimes you just have to be brave.
Ali Chappussy said:
NateWM said:
STW2010 said:
Beautiful, funny, (mostly) caring...
Does she put out though? Feel free to post her mobile number for the rest of the troops, we'll let you know how many out of ten we give her!! lolhttp://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/imgs/4.gif
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