Playful slaps with OH - Is it on?

[StuntmanMike]

Fireblades were a game changer, the urban tiger was just stunning colours to have.

[WinstonWolf]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

EtcEtc said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

StottyEvo said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I don't care to indulge you.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't indulge me with your smart arse comments neither, especially when you know precisely what I'm getting at.

I take it you don't ride a motorbike as I don't think it'd be long before you'd be stuck in a wheel arch.

I do, a 1995 Honda CBR900RR-S Urban Tiger Fireblade.

Girls bike.

Yes, they do say that out the early Fireblades!

I might have to cut you some slack, I had one of the first sixteen inchers, the tank slappers were fun

[Captain Benzo]

soad said:

STW2010 said:

AGK said:

SilverSixer said:

For the love of God will someone please tell us what a "Monkey Scrub" is?

A noogie.

What the fk is a noogie???

An act of putting a person in a headlock and rubbing one's knuckles on the other person's head/skull. Painful.
Often a playful gesture of affection when done lightly.

Gotcha, round here its called a dry shampoo

[moleamol]

Do you guys get your mates arrested and charged for ABH if they give you a dead arm? I would hate to be terrified of not being PC with my mates/OH. And if you think a girl slapping a bloke is the same as a bloke slapping a girl you need to actually touch one.

[pork911]

hman said:

pork911 said:

hman said:

A long time ago a girl slapped me in the face pretty hard for a comment I made that at best that warranted a raised eyebrow.

My older sister and I used to fight quite a lot (and she fought like a man) so I instinctively and extremely quickly slapped the girl in the face.

The ststorm that followed from her friends, her and my own friends was enormous, " you cant do that" "you cant hit a girl" I said sorry, and told her that if you go around hitting people you have to expect that one of them is going to hit you back and you might not like it.

interesting

were you surprised by the ststorm?

Not at all, some blokes see women as the weaker sex and therefore side with them in a situation like this - like a knight in shining armour, protecting the ladies who are... hold on a moment - the aggressor in this whole scenario. So no, not surprised - just disappointed in them.


Newsflash: If you hit someone, then retaliation is a very distinct possibility.

I never saw her again, but I hope she might think twice about assaulting people in future.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=1462705&mid=151905

[NateWM]

I think a lot of you have misunderstood just how this went about, probably from the "playful" part in the title I admit.

It's simple really, she has done it a few times and each time she has done it, I made it very clear that I did NOT like it and that it would be preferable that she didn't do it again. If you didn't like your partner pinching your arm, or using too much teeth during a blowwy (sorry :hehe) then surely you would say something? I did not for one second think of this as domestic violence or myself as a victim of such, it was just an incredibly annoying situation that I wanted insight on. Thanks to advice here and having a good think, I have then decided to end the relationship. The slapping wasn't the only reason (i won't go into the others), but it was a big bloody part of it frankly, as having to tell her to stop multiple times already beforehand just made me think that she will probably never stop it.

My phone has been inundated with texts/calls from herself and friends/family ranging from utter rage and "Ohhh how could you, what a nasty piece of work you are" etc up to literal congratulations and invites for piss ups, and frankly I find it hilarious how a majority of people she has told seem to think I am the bad guy for not taking her back and trying to work it out. Well I'm sorry, but multiple attempts were made beforehand and none of them worked. No matter what though, the final fact is that I feel like I deserve to be happy in life, and that's not something I was getting from the relationship, at least not in a majority sense, as the stressful and rough times that naturally occur, far outweighed the good times.

[pork911]

how was the breakup sex?

[NateWM]

pork911 said:

how was the breakup sex?

I'll let you know when she collects the rest of her things Sunday.

[The Vambo]

NateWM said:

pork911 said:

how was the breakup sex?

I'll let you know when she collects the rest of her things Sunday.

Good luck with that, its going to end like a "finish him" scene from Mortal Kombat.

[fttm]

NateWM said:

I'll let you know when she collects the rest of her things Sunday.

Keep her teeth well away , side drawer or somewhere just in case .

[getawayturtle]

Is your car kept in a safe place? It may become a target in the near future. Break ups do that to some people.

[mitzy]

Hide the knife block

And if you do shag it check under the pillow first

[TwigtheWonderkid]

WinstonWolf said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

EtcEtc said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

StottyEvo said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I don't care to indulge you.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't indulge me with your smart arse comments neither, especially when you know precisely what I'm getting at.

I take it you don't ride a motorbike as I don't think it'd be long before you'd be stuck in a wheel arch.

I do, a 1995 Honda CBR900RR-S Urban Tiger Fireblade.

Girls bike.

Yes, they do say that out the early Fireblades!

I might have to cut you some slack, I had one of the first sixteen inchers, the tank slappers were fun

Lots of people swap for 17" but I never would. If Tadao Baba thought 16" was the way to go, that's good enough for me. And the 893cc engine is just bonkers.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

NateWM said:

I did not for one second think of this as domestic violence or myself as a victim of such,

It was and you were. It wasn't very high level dv, but it's dv without question.

Unfortunately there are many people stuck in crap relationships, (mainly women but not exclusively) who too think dv is just normal. They think that unless you end up in hospital, it isn't real dv.

[Baryonyx]

StottyEvo said:

I'd appreciate it if you didn't indulge me with your smart arse comments neither, especially when you know precisely what I'm getting at.

I take it you don't ride a motorbike as I don't think it'd be long before you'd be stuck in a wheel arch.

Remember that time you got chinned at a party when some lad insulted your car? WTF was that all about?

[philthy]

Had this happen to me.
Drunk and emotional, she slapped me.
I stopped dead, and told her in no uncertain terms that if she ever did it again, I would slap her back.
She did, so I did.

It's never happened since.
Beyond that, I would have bailed the following day.

[StuntmanMike]

Baryonyx said:

StottyEvo said:

I'd appreciate it if you didn't indulge me with your smart arse comments neither, especially when you know precisely what I'm getting at.

I take it you don't ride a motorbike as I don't think it'd be long before you'd be stuck in a wheel arch.

Remember that time you got chinned at a party when some lad insulted your car? WTF was that all about?

That would have either been some party, or some car.

[KrazyIvan]

If you dump every girl because of some annoying habbit, your gonna be wking into a sock for a long time. Good luck.

[mikerons88]

philthy said:

Had this happen to me.
Drunk and emotional, she slapped me.
I stopped dead, and told her in no uncertain terms that if she ever did it again, I would slap her back.
She did, so I did.

It's never happened since.
Beyond that, I would have bailed the following day.

You are all that is man.

[Silverbullet767]

The Vambo said:

NateWM said:

pork911 said:

how was the breakup sex?

I'll let you know when she collects the rest of her things Sunday.

Good luck with that, its going to end like a "finish him" scene from Mortal Kombat.

Just as long as it's not a Babality!