How do you avoid offending someone...

[singlecoil]

Pixelpeep7r said:

singlecoil said:

Pixelpeep7r said:

you sure about that?

Yes.

i am mindful of sounding argumentative but just to clarify..

You are saying that anyone can take a picture of a fully clothed random child in the street and share the picture with other people online, and that wouldn't be against any law in the UK?

Are you saying it isn't? Things are generally legal unless there are laws which say they are not.

[Zad]

Lie your head off. Just like when your partner (or whoever, but doubly important if they are female) asks "do you like this?" or "how does this make me look?". Anything other than "oooh that looks lovely" will probably result in a visit to casualty, or at the very least an empty wallet.

[missingbadly999]

This was me so maybe they'll be fine after all.
The looks don't reduce the value

[blindswelledrat]

OP: I know some ugly kids.
Missbehaving: I think I am pretty. Look at me. Look at me everyone

[missingbadly999]

blindswelledrat said:

OP: I know some ugly kids.
Missbehaving: I think I am pretty. Look at me. Look at me everyone

Fancy a shag then?

[s3fella]

missingbadly999 said:

This was me so maybe they'll be fine after all.
The looks don't reduce the value

Have you still got the "bins",....?

[Sheets Tabuer]

s3fella said:

Have you still got the "bins",....?

[missingbadly999]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Yep, and Scoob is well. Glad I tricked blindfatrodent though

[crofty1984]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I'd marry her. I'd marry her hard.

[Silverbullet767]

crofty1984 said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

I'd marry her. I'd marry her hard.

We all know the hottest cartoon is Jessica Rabbit. Behave yourself.

[otolith]

NeMiSiS said:

I think you and your partner have no children, you have substituted them for Dogs, an option often taken by the insecure.

Insecure?

Not following your reasoning.

I mean, we don't want kids and we do have a dog and a couple of cats, but the reasons are nothing to do with security. Not unless you mean in the sense of keeping burglars away, which admittedly dogs are better at than babies are (unless they are really, really ugly babies, I suppose).

OP - if you can't say anything nice, just smile tolerantly and don't say anything.

[Vee]

Jasandjules said:

Ok,

I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.

They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...

Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....

Are they really your friends or is it just in your mind ? I am surprised you have any based on this post - makes you a .
The fact you feel the need to ask internet friends just makes you a double .

[MarshPhantom]

My mate's missus will have a surprise when her kids are older as he had his nose and ears fixed before they met, and the looks really run in his family.

[ZOLLAR]

missingbadly999 said:

blindswelledrat said:

OP: I know some ugly kids.
Missbehaving: I think I am pretty. Look at me. Look at me everyone

Fancy a shag then?

Did you just offer a stranger on the internet a shag?

[ZOLLAR]

missingbadly999 said:

This was me so maybe they'll be fine after all.
The looks don't reduce the value

Also are you sure that's you?

That picture shows up on quite a few different sites

https://www.tineye.com/search/384f7d639473aa730630...

[Jasandjules]

Urban Sports said:

Yes.

I see. I do have some difficulty in lying, hence the dilemma in the first place.

[Monkeylegend]

missingbadly999 said:

blindswelledrat said:

OP: I know some ugly kids.
Missbehaving: I think I am pretty. Look at me. Look at me everyone

Fancy a shag then?

Well he has two attributes he would probably need, but he's a rodent.

[DanielSan]

missingbadly999 said:

This was me so maybe they'll be fine after all.
The looks don't reduce the value

Either your family used to live in the US and have a penchant for mini vans, or you're a lying attention seeking bd?

Sounds harsh but this is a harsh thread

[ZOLLAR]

DanielSan said:

missingbadly999 said:

This was me so maybe they'll be fine after all.
The looks don't reduce the value

Either your family used to live in the US and have a penchant for mini vans, or you're a lying attention seeking bd?

Sounds harsh but this is a harsh thread

Custard test I reckon..

over her tits

[pork911]

Pit Pony said:

Ugly until you were about 4, and fairly pretty until you discovered make up.

creepy uncle?