How do you avoid offending someone...

[Jasandjules]

Ok,

I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.

They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...

Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....

[Urban Sports]

Jasandjules said:

Ok,

I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.

They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...

Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....

[dfen5]

Are they gingers?

[KrazyIvan]

Just tell them how lucky they are to have kids that will always be safe from the local pedophiles.....

[Hoofy]

Why do you want to talk about them or mention their looks?

[MrBarry123]

Refer to them as aesthetically challenged.

[Monkeylegend]

The girl looks like the father which means he is as ugly as f**K, yet he is a friend, so what does looks have to do with anything.

No need to think or say anything, the kiddies can't help what they look like, and their parents clearly love them.

Based on your normal postings I am surprised you have even posted this.

Nothing like being judgemental hey.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Sunday 14th December 15:53

[Asterix]

[randlemarcus]

Giftwrapped pork chops for Christmas presents, obviously. Then when they ask why, in bemusement, you can tell them that at least the local dogs will play with them now

[Monkeylegend]

Asterix said:

Love child of Mr Bean.

[singlecoil]

We need pictures of the children (from the OP), and one of himself for comparison purposes.

[gus607]

randlemarcus said:

Giftwrapped pork chops for Christmas presents, obviously. Then when they ask why, in bemusement, you can tell them that at least the local dogs will play with them now

Class !

[The Vambo]

Jasandjules said:

Ok,

I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female.

Said the poster with a male/female name.

Hmmmm

This is about your androgynous good looks eh?

[Pints]

Monkeylegend said:

Based on your normal postings I am surprised you have even posted this.

Nothing like being judgemental hey.

My first thoughts, too.

[PositronicRay]

Do they post on here?

[sunnygym]

Jasandjules said:

Ok,

I have a friend, they have two seriously ugly kids. I mean, I can never tell which one is male and which is female. I think the girl is the one that looks most like the dad.

They often coo and awww over their frankly horror inducing offspring. How can I politely talk about their kids without saying "f**k me they are ugly as hell"...

Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil painting, but in comparison to them I'm a catwalk model....

You are a complete . Well done.

[Monkeylegend]

J&J will be back soon saying he was either drunk or somebody has accessed his account.

[PurpleMoonlight]

KrazyIvan said:

Just tell them how lucky they are to have kids that will always be safe from the local pedophiles.....

I must be as sick as you as that really made me laugh.

[Pit Pony]

I once said to my pregnant niece : Well I know that all mothers think their babies are beautiful, but in reality they are all quite ugly, and out of proportion, and, you were the same. Ugly until you were about 4, and fairly pretty until you discovered make up. Try putting less on by the way. Anyway. So when your baby is born don't be offended when I tell you it's as beautiful as you were as a baby.
I'm not entirely sure how I get away with saying these things, but it might be that my wife has told everyone I'm special needs.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Easy, just tell him you don't find his children very sexy.