Are you middle class? Whats in your emergency go bag?

[wolfracesonic]

Useful items should include.........

Current Boden catalogue
Waitrose clubcard
Hand carved, heirloom quality rocking horse
A case of imported craft beers
A list of alternate delivery addresses for Ocado
Bugaboo pram
Child named either Milo or Allegra for the above
A 16 year supply of well founded fears about paying private school fees for the above


Apologies to MajorFallout;)

[geeks]

A Waitrose "Clubcard" me thinks you are just pretending to be Middle Class old bean! It's a "myWaitrose card" sir!

[Ali Chappussy]

There is already an Emergency bag thread going, wtf ask a slightly different question and set off another one about the same ******* subject.

[Lost soul]

[Adenauer]

Ali, I've just read two of your latest posts. Are you not in a very good mood today by any chance?

[Ali Chappussy]

Adenauer said:

Ali, I've just read two of your latest posts. Are you not in a very good mood today by any chance?

You are very astute. I'm currently trying to find someone smaller than me to punch in the face, but not having too much look.

Thanks for asking though.

[Adenauer]

Ali Chappussy said:

You are very astute. I'm currently trying to find someone smaller than me to punch in the face, but not having too much look.

Thanks for asking though.

Is there not a school nearby that you could pop over to?

-waits for Twig to rush in and tell me that punching random kids in the face is illegal-

[Feirny]

I've got a drinks globe in mine, makes it somewhat heavy.

[Ali Chappussy]

Adenauer said:

Ali Chappussy said:

You are very astute. I'm currently trying to find someone smaller than me to punch in the face, but not having too much look.

Thanks for asking though.

Is there not a school nearby that you could pop over to?

That's funny, see, I'm feeling cheerier already!!

[Transiter]

Adenauer said:

-waits for Twig to rush in and tell me that punching random kids in the face is illegal-

Only if you get caught....

[bigandclever]

Quinoa. Just quinoa.

[superstreek]

Butler

but does one really need to keep them in a bag, I thought they stayed fresh in the suit?

[pilchardthecat]

The key to my bunker

[Raddors]

What type of bag is it? Some sort of flaccid cotton Jack Wills affair? Or an over engineered Jack Wolfskin/Musto thing that's never seen anything more testing than a bit of labrador wee from sharing the boot of the Q5 S-Line on a long trip back from a National Trust walk?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

My emergency go bag is Louis Vuitton.

[55palfers]

One room at a time....

Coffee machine
Juicer
Some le Creuset essentials
6 of my most exquisite kitchen knives
Kitchen Aid mixer
Robot Coupe
...

[ellroy]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

My emergency go bag is Louis Vuitton.

Are you some kind of footballist?

[wolfracesonic]

geeks said:

A Waitrose "Clubcard" me thinks you are just pretending to be Middle Class old bean! It's a "myWaitrose card" sir!

Damn! My working class origins exposed for what they are!

Reminds me of this.... 'Good luck'


Are you one of the Gestapo officers Geeks?

[Ari]

wolfracesonic said:

Current Boden catalogue

Is a Boden catalogue heavier or lighter than a White Company catalogue..?

[Timmy40]

A wholemeal granary baguette, a well matured Brie, bottle of decent red wine and a crossbow and samurai sword. And some pants ( 100% cotton M&S ).