Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[TheDoggingFather]

Yes, but I need a new Mistress. I love lamp CremeEgg.

[Fishtigua]

Why hasn't anyone made an eggceedingly bad yolk yet? It's crackers.

[DickyC]

Impasse said:

DC, what was the answer to your cryptic conundrum? And where's Iva?

Twas TT's 250,000th post.

I was having an OCD count up last evening to see when it would arrive, only to find it had been and gone.

Volume 2 running to 37,000+ posts really threw my calculations.

...................

iva.

He comes, he goes. He'll lay belief on you. Skin sweet with engine oil. The iva from another grinning soul.

[The Moose]

Is this the PH version of Twitter?!

[TheDoggingFather]

Yes, just with more s and less hashtags.

[DickyC]

Tter.

[gpo746]

[quote=Gretchen]Part of my tradition for many years is that I find on Christmas Eve my local 24 hour petrol station puts out their Cream Eggs for sale, so I always pick some up to put in my stockings.




It's a joyous sensation when they melt between my toes and I have the Butler festively lick it off[/quote

Hopefully you put them at the front of your "mans area" .
That enhances your credentials. Round the back and it looks liked piles on acid

[Fishtigua]

I never normally watch Ch5 but the Muppets are on.

Bliss......

[gpo746]

Fishtigua said:

I never normally watch Ch5 but the Muppets are on.

Bliss......

Channel 5 in "poach Question Time" shock

[Gretchen]

gpo746 said:

Gretchen said:

Part of my tradition for many years is that I find on Christmas Eve my local 24 hour petrol station puts out their Cream Eggs for sale, so I always pick some up to put in my stockings.




It's a joyous sensation when they melt between my toes and I have the Butler festively lick it off

Hopefully you put them at the front of your "mans area" .
That enhances your credentials. Round the back and it looks liked piles on acid

This post confuses me.



No?

[Impasse]

Don't you have a man's area Gretch? Something like a small barbed cage in the shed?

[Gretchen]

Impasse said:

Don't you have a man's area Gretch? Something like a small barbed cage in the shed?

Again, I'm going to go with, no?

Not this month anyway.

[gpo746]

Gretchen said:

gpo746 said:

Gretchen said:

Part of my tradition for many years is that I find on Christmas Eve my local 24 hour petrol station puts out their Cream Eggs for sale, so I always pick some up to put in my stockings.




It's a joyous sensation when they melt between my toes and I have the Butler festively lick it off

Hopefully you put them at the front of your "mans area" .
That enhances your credentials. Round the back and it looks liked piles on acid

This post confuses me.



No?

Bulge in front of pants = good
Bulge in rear of pants = bad (turtles head, farmer giles etc)

[pad58]

Not sure what to make of that.

[DickyC]

But has it put you off Creme Eggs for ever?

[Impasse]

Gretchen said:

Again, I'm going to go with, no?

Not this month anyway.

Where do you store your men, then?

[Fishtigua]

Impasse said:

Where do you store your men, then?

Well I dunk the odd soldier in a soft boiled one. Is that what Gretch meant?

[pad58]

Well it's curtains for me then.

[TheDoggingFather]

Beef?

[Gretchen]

I don't tend to keep them long enough to have to store them. I usually eat them before their best before date or throw them out.

I'm going to have a drink or nine and come back to this. Hopefully things will be clearer then.