Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)
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gpo746 said:
Gretchen said:
gpo746 said:
Gretchen said:
Part of my tradition for many years is that I find on Christmas Eve my local 24 hour petrol station puts out their Cream Eggs for sale, so I always pick some up to put in my stockings.
It's a joyous sensation when they melt between my toes and I have the Butler festively lick it off
Hopefully you put them at the front of your "mans area" .It's a joyous sensation when they melt between my toes and I have the Butler festively lick it off
That enhances your credentials. Round the back and it looks liked piles on acid
No?
Bulge in rear of pants = bad (turtles head, farmer giles etc)
Gretchen is not a man.
Roverload said:
Leather slippers? How the other half live! Are they in fact made of the skin of the last pauper child you hit in the Bentley whilst out looking for coke and hookers? Do they smell?
They're slippers, for Heaven's sake, not a twisted tale of social and moral degeneracy."...the last pauper child..." "...hit in the Bentley..."
It was only the one child and it was the Lagonda.
pad58 said:
How many pairs do you own? I have four, yes that's 4 and maybe there's another under the Christmas tree.
I have two pairs, both leather; the pair I treated to a lick of polish today because they're old and the pair bought to replace them, given to me last Christmas by my younger step daughter, who went into orbit when she saw I had put them on as she was not able to buy a pair in my size as the shop had run out so she bought a pair one size too big and intended for me to take them back to exchange in the New Year when the new stocks came in but I had rendered that plan unworkable by wearing them and I now wear them occasionally with inserts which stick to my feet and come out when I take them off.
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