Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[DickyC]

Listen carefully, chaps.

It's Special Ops for me this week. Radio silence until Saturday.

Have a perfectly splendid Christmas and whatnot.

See you when it's all over.

[pad58]

DickyC said:

Listen carefully, chaps.

It's Special Ops for me this week. Radio silence until Saturday.

Have a perfectly splendid Christmas and whatnot.

See you when it's all over.

And you have a fantastic time with family DC ,Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[hidetheelephants]

It's been windy out here all month, the bridge dwellers stuck the anemometer out the door the other day and it read 66kts.

In a change of form I will not be having a bacon sandwich this morning; a late substitution of a fried egg and black pudding combo has taken my fancy.

[Council Baby]

There you are, moving fking towers while I'm looking the other way.

Selfish bds.

[55palfers]

DickyC said:

Roverload said:

Leather slippers? How the other half live! Are they in fact made of the skin of the last pauper child you hit in the Bentley whilst out looking for coke and hookers? Do they smell?

They're slippers, for Heaven's sake, not a twisted tale of social and moral degeneracy.

"...the last pauper child..." "...hit in the Bentley..."

It was only the one child and it was the Lagonda.

I need some new slippers. Got much left?

[ali_kat]

Morning all

So nice not having to leave the house at 6am this morning to drive to Gloucester

Not so nice knowing there's no new contract yet

Merry Christmas DC & a prosperous New Year!

[TheDoggingFather]

Ah the 'non school run lie in' pleasant, but I really should get up!

Morning all. Merry Christmas to those of a Newbury persuasion.

[pad58]

There was a Golden Lab on the train tracks this morning ,limping but he/she wouldn't come to me because my dog was barking at it, hope it's alright.

[ali_kat]

You let the correct Authorities know so she'd not get hit?

[SWTH]

Give the nearest manned station a ring - they'll be able to warn the driver.

[Fishtigua]

If I have to sit in traffic and listen to any more Boney fking M, I'm gunna do one.

[Adenauer]

Morning all.

If I find out who the little st was that thought it would be funny to ring our front doorbell at one am and then leg it, I'm going to hurt you.

[pad58]

Gone of the track now into a field of sheep, someone somewhere is missing a dog.

[DickyC]

Adenauer said:

Morning all.

If I find out who the little st was that thought it would be funny to ring our front doorbell at one am and then leg it, I'm going to hurt you.

Sorry about that. Weird that the committee thought it worth cranking up the whole of Special Ops just for that. Training I suppose.

[Fishtigua]

Aren't we a bunch of cheerful scrotes this morning?

Cut and paste a smile on me please.

[Adenauer]

Happy Christmas, Dicky

If it was a training exercise then I apologise for my anger.

[Pixel Pusher]

Morning all.

The annoyance of having to work this week has been reduced by two things so far today.

An empty 'fast' train and now having Showaddywaddy's greatest hits on at work.

Have a great Christmas Dicky.

[Impasse]

One of my mates sent me a text last night inviting me around to theirs for Christmas as they were concerned I'd be alone. I was really touched by such a generous gesture. Genuinely nice people.

[4941cc]

Pixel Pusher said:

Showaddywaddy

Can anyone say that without doing a bad Jimmy Savile impersonation?

[Pixel Pusher]

Anyone care to guess the level of creative input Cristiano had over his statue?

Apparently he was very happy with the end result and even personally oversaw the erection.