Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[ApOrbital]

Good morning all.

[pad58]

I had an Orion 1.6i Ghia ,lovely car.

[Mr Roper]

pad58 said:

I had an Orion 1.6i Ghia ,lovely car.

I had the same. Loved it that car.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Jaffa cake doughnut for breakfast?

Aye, that'll do.

[hidetheelephants]

Adenauer said:

Daughter hates her car, (well, which daughter wouldn't hate an Audi 80 Cabrio as their first car)?

So yesterday I stuck it on Ebay for sts and giggles with a small reserve.

It's already up to €500 with 6 days left to go

If it sells, I'll buy her something else, that'll teach her

What an ungrateful wretch. Sell it, buy a really good bottle of booze with the money(what's a nice claret cost?) and drink it in front of her; if my parents had bought me a functioning car of any kind I'd have been rather more grateful, I had to buy my own.

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Jaffa cake doughnut for breakfast?

Aye, that'll do.

Evil temptation; it's a good job I live 30 minutes from the nearest supermarket.

[SWTH]

I've been very good so far, not touched the tube of 48 Jaffa Cakes I was given for Christmas. I fear that once I open the packet I'll eat all of them in one sitting.

To assist in not eating them, I've been raiding my mother-in-law's kitchen for Jaffa Cakes. Part of her weekly shop is a pair of 24-packs.....

[Adenauer]

SWTH said:

To assist in not eating them, I've been raiding my mother-in-law's kitchen for Jaffa Cakes. Part of her weekly shop is a pair of 24-packs.....

So almost the same as your tube of 48 then?

[Mr Roper]

I've brought to work the custard slices which Z made last night. They are calling me.

[SWTH]

Adenauer said:

So almost the same as your tube of 48 then?

Yes. But eating them means my emergency rations at home remain intact

[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

I've brought to work the custard slices which Z made last night. They are calling me.

They're calling me too!

"Fatso! Fatso!"

[pad58]

Ah bunkum.

[Mr Roper]

DickyC said:

Mr Roper said:

I've brought to work the custard slices which Z made last night. They are calling me.

They're calling me too!

"Fatso! Fatso!"

Tell me about it...With Z doing most of the cooking I'm gaining weight. I think she's a feeder.

[DickyC]

We're having competitive weight loss at work. If you gain a pound you have to put a pound in the pot with proceeds after twelve weeks going to chairadee.

First week a bloke put on 0.8 lb but wouldn't put a pound in because it wasn't a full pound.

I've lost 1.8 and 0.8 so far but stupidly I set myself a stone to lose. A whole 14 pounds! In twelve weeks!

Madness.

[Adenauer]

Mr Roper said:

Tell me about it...With Z doing most of the cooking I'm gaining weight. I think she's a feeder.

You bloody love it.

Domestic life suits you, Mr Roper

[Mr Roper]

[pad58]

Way ahead of you, just a fat bd.

[Adenauer]

That's all well and good, Pad, but he's happy now as well.

[Mr Roper]

Back from the hairdressers looking fabulous, darlings.

[Adenauer]

I've just noticed your reg number, you spack

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

I've just noticed your reg number, you spack

Yep, very spacky plates. I had to have them.

Got T16LOT on the van for extra spack.