Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[4941cc]

Reported, for 3 massive cocks in one pic.

[Pixel Pusher]

4941cc said:

Reported, for 3 massive cocks in one pic.

[TheDoggingFather]

4941cc said:

Can anyone say that without doing a bad Jimmy Savile impersonation?

There's such thing as a good Saville impression?

[ali_kat]

Impasse said:

One of my mates sent me a text last night inviting me around to theirs for Christmas as they were concerned I'd be alone. I was really touched by such a generous gesture. Genuinely nice people.

That's very nice of them

[Impasse]

ali_kat said:

That's very nice of them

They are a lovely couple and their offer isn't an out-of-the-ordinary thought for those two. But I turned them down as I'm intending to have a duvet day with the possibility of a visit to the bar a bit later.

[TheDoggingFather]

Impasse said:

They are a lovely couple and their offer isn't an out-of-the-ordinary thought for those two. But I turned them down as I'm intending to have a duvet day with the possibility of a visit to the bar a bit later.

Oh, that's erm, sociable...

[Impasse]

TheDoggingFather said:

Oh, that's erm, sociable...

Fourth consecutive Christmas by myself and I don't have the mental strength to be sociable. So I hide until it's over. The last few years I've escaped to a warm beach somewhere, but I can't muster up enthusiasm for that this time.

[ali_kat]

Impasse said:

They are a lovely couple and their offer isn't an out-of-the-ordinary thought for those two. But I turned them down as I'm intending to have a duvet day with the possibility of a visit to the bar a bit later.

Their offer will (hopefully) have the added bonus of helping to counteract the loneliness, as you know that someone wants you to share the day with them.

[TheDoggingFather]

Impasse said:

Fourth consecutive Christmas by myself and I don't have the mental strength to be sociable. So I hide until it's over. The last few years I've escaped to a warm beach somewhere, but I can't muster up enthusiasm for that this time.

It can't be the easiest of times admittedly, I don't know your history but surely if they're friends it shouldn't anymore stressful than any other social occasion?

[ali_kat]

Is it just me that's still concerned about the dog on the train tracks?

[pad58]

ali_kat said:

Is it just me that's still concerned about the dog on the train tracks?

Ali, bless I saw the dogs owner who found him in their next doors garden, he's taken him the vets ,all I know ATM.

[iva cosworth]

Pixel Pusher said:

Which ones the statue ?.........

[ali_kat]

pad58 said:

Ali, bless I saw the dogs owner who found him in their next doors garden, he's taken him the vets ,all I know ATM.

[Impasse]

A dodgy doggy tail with a happy ending. Or something.

[iva cosworth]

Do you mean Shaggy dog tale ?....

[iva cosworth]

Who's in charge if DC is away from towers till Saturday ?

We can't just leave it boss less ,it 'll be mayhem I tell you ,carnage ,we'Re all doomed.......

[pad58]

Don't worry Iva everything will slow down I should imagine and we can bithc amongst ourselves for a few days.

[SWTH]

Well volunteered iva. You're now Dicky's 2i/c until he returns.

[Impasse]

It will mean ensuring a tight grip on the staff.

[pad58]

What can I say?
Nowt I guess.