Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)
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Mr Roper said:
pad58 said:
Mr Roper said:
Done...I'll give you £50.
And shall I tax it and pay for the insurance ,oh and new tyres on the back and respray the roof ,refurb the wheels ,de dog hair it?Be a nice car then.
I'll be driving from Amsterdam Airport to Bamberg in April.
It's a hire car so I don't need to worry about those things you have to carry by law, I assume.
I know the yellow triangle signs at junctions mean give way to the right.
And I know I should overtake on the left.
Anything else I should know?
It's a hire car so I don't need to worry about those things you have to carry by law, I assume.
I know the yellow triangle signs at junctions mean give way to the right.
And I know I should overtake on the left.
Anything else I should know?
hidetheelephants said:
The Match.com thread; like watching a tit smash itself repeatedly into the glass after mysteriously entering the room via the unfeasibly small gap in the open window.
It is a bit, but it's not helped by the constant attempted oneupmanship by the usual unfunny posturing bores.Mind you, Matt would probably be better off contacting that hooker. It would certainly be cheaper and definitely less potential for heartache.
just noticed something today when i took a dump earlier..
Now I've been taking some Codeine for about a week so my stools pass abit harder then usual. However today i realised that it can pass quite a bit easier if I lean forwards. its like it frees up something inside me and it comes out easier with no need to strain. I emplor you to all try it next time you take a dump.
Basically bend your upper body more as if you're trying to get your heads between your legs (when sat on the bog).
Now I've been taking some Codeine for about a week so my stools pass abit harder then usual. However today i realised that it can pass quite a bit easier if I lean forwards. its like it frees up something inside me and it comes out easier with no need to strain. I emplor you to all try it next time you take a dump.
Basically bend your upper body more as if you're trying to get your heads between your legs (when sat on the bog).
ambuletz said:
just noticed something today when i took a dump earlier..
Now I've been taking some Codeine for about a week so my stools pass abit harder then usual. However today i realised that it can pass quite a bit easier if I lean forwards. its like it frees up something inside me and it comes out easier with no need to strain. I emplor you to all try it next time you take a dump.
Basically bend your upper body more as if you're trying to get your heads between your legs (when sat on the bog).
If you want the full benefit you need to squat à la everywhere in the world there isn't plumbing. Squaddies and hardcore outdoors types know the delight of coiling one out al fresco. Responsible al fresco defecators always bury their turds.Now I've been taking some Codeine for about a week so my stools pass abit harder then usual. However today i realised that it can pass quite a bit easier if I lean forwards. its like it frees up something inside me and it comes out easier with no need to strain. I emplor you to all try it next time you take a dump.
Basically bend your upper body more as if you're trying to get your heads between your legs (when sat on the bog).
An unfortunate corollary of this is those stupid posters exhorting migrants from non-WCland to WCland to not squat on the lavvy seats as it breaks them.
pad58 said:
Well this took a turn for the worse.
ION We have beer and now insisting on food.
Tonight Matthew we shall be eating .....
Pasta bake with added bits.
According to advertising men, you can make this humble repast into 5* dining by the expedient of chopping up a mattesons pork sausage and mixing it in.ION We have beer and now insisting on food.
Tonight Matthew we shall be eating .....
Pasta bake with added bits.
hidetheelephants said:
pad58 said:
Well this took a turn for the worse.
ION We have beer and now insisting on food.
Tonight Matthew we shall be eating .....
Pasta bake with added bits.
According to advertising men, you can make this humble repast into 5* dining by the expedient of chopping up a mattesons pork sausage and mixing it in.ION We have beer and now insisting on food.
Tonight Matthew we shall be eating .....
Pasta bake with added bits.
I raged at a car driver earlier.
I was out on foot, heading to the chinese to get myself a takeaway. i was walking on the pavement of a major road. I crossed the road of a minor road coming off the major road. As I was crossing a guy in a polo was driving along the major road at some speed. He turned into the minor road I was crossing without any indicators. This made me rage and I stopped in the middle of the road and let him stop near me. Went up to his window and ranted "learn to indicate! ****ing moron". Had he have indicated i would have had no issue with stopping to let him past, but he didn't, and i was already committed.
I was out on foot, heading to the chinese to get myself a takeaway. i was walking on the pavement of a major road. I crossed the road of a minor road coming off the major road. As I was crossing a guy in a polo was driving along the major road at some speed. He turned into the minor road I was crossing without any indicators. This made me rage and I stopped in the middle of the road and let him stop near me. Went up to his window and ranted "learn to indicate! ****ing moron". Had he have indicated i would have had no issue with stopping to let him past, but he didn't, and i was already committed.
Pedestrian rage. Nearly not trivial at all.
The tail pipe has fallen off the backbox on my 110; the pipe has the mount on it so the backbox drooped onto the axle and rattled. My temporary repair involves the backbox being held up by a bungee. I'd have used gaffer tape but that might morph into a permanent fix.
The tail pipe has fallen off the backbox on my 110; the pipe has the mount on it so the backbox drooped onto the axle and rattled. My temporary repair involves the backbox being held up by a bungee. I'd have used gaffer tape but that might morph into a permanent fix.
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