Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[pad58]

Need a haircut.

[pad58]

The trouble with that is my glasses won't stay on my head.

[gpo746]

As its my penis I will wash it as fast as I like when I'm in the bath.

[55palfers]

Will be wrapping presents soon

[pad58]

gpo746 said:

As its my penis I will wash it as fast as I like when I'm in the bath.

Yes you will.

[Impasse]

At the risk of being moved to the Food and Drink area, what would you do with a leftover pork joint? I did a roasty just for me the other day, stuffed myself senseless and had a an absolute doorstep of a sandwich today, yet there's still about 3/4 of a kilo of pig bits left.

What to do with that?

[Fishtigua]

Sweet and Sour stir-fry or a curry.

[pad58]

Fishtigua said:

Sweet and Sour stir-fry or a curry.

This , as it's pork you have 5 days left to eat it , stir fry first then curry for later.
Curry is the best keeper , that's why they did in Indian.

[pad58]

As it's Christmas I have had two shots of Stag in the TT shot glass given to me by DC.

[Impasse]

pad58 said:

Fishtigua said:

Sweet and Sour stir-fry or a curry.

This , as it's pork you have 5 days left to eat it , stir fry first then curry for later.
Curry is the best keeper , that's why they did in Indian.

Ooh, good call. That'll be tomorrow's job. Although, it's made me feel somewhat peckish now...

[Fishtigua]

Just don't buy the Uncle Ben's muck, it's foul.

[Impasse]

Luckily, only a 15 minute walk from here, is a little Asian supermarket run by an old couple who import all kinds of authentic goodies. They'll sell me what I need to make it a tasty pot of bubbly goodness. I'll pick up a plate of those sweet pastry (meetha?) thingies too...

I honestly think my tummy is about to rumble.

[Impasse]

I'm now doing the ironing - at half past one in the morning. It's enough to drive someone to drink. So, cheers.

[hidetheelephants]

4941cc said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Showaddywaddy

Can anyone say that without doing a bad Jimmy Savile impersonation?

No, it's instinctive. Now then, now then. :/

It's pretty hard lurking out here when it's blowing a gale. I need a new adjective that encompasses the art of lurking while being lurched violently from side to side; lurkching? Chlurking? Lurchking!

Portmanteau word of the day.

[pad58]

Ah morning to you and happy yuletide

[Impasse]

pad58 said:

Ah morning to you and happy yuletide

Stop that. It's far too early. Wait until Christmas.

[Adenauer]

Frohe Weihnachten

[NoVetec]

Adenauer said:

Frohe Weihnachten

Diese.

[TheDoggingFather]

Morning Crappy Hampers! Last day at work before Christmas, The great migration to Welsh Wales begins tomorrow morning...

[ali_kat]

Morning all

Going into hospital & under GA for a minor op today, just routine but...