Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

Did the driver look like he'd just robbed a bank?

What are you trying to say?

[DickyC]

I worked with an old boy in the seventies who advised always giving way on dual carriageways to anyone behind who flashed you because they might be armed robbers in a getaway car.

The unsolicited advice you receive during your life, I tell ya.

[Adenauer]

Mr Roper said:

Adenauer said:

Did the driver look like he'd just robbed a bank?

What are you trying to say?

Nothing

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

Mr Roper said:

Adenauer said:

Did the driver look like he'd just robbed a bank?

What are you trying to say?

Nothing

Close.

I've been told I look like this chap once or twice.



Charming fella, don't you think?

[Adenauer]

Not for much longer, Mr Roper, now that you have the feeder installed

[Mr Roper]

Nailed it.

[Chunkymonkey71]

My feet are wet. It's cold. It's hard to find meter chambers in snow, even with a metal detector.

I'm still a glass half full kind of guy though.

Looking forward to meeting Roper's dog!

And I'm going to have bangers and mash for dinner!

Happy days!

[DickyC]

And you brought us in from the cold that is Page 2.

The Meter Reader Who Came In From The Cold.

[Chunkymonkey71]

DickyC said:

And you brought us in from the cold that is Page 2.

The Meter Reader Who Came In From The Cold.

Surveyor, Reeshard!

Most of the places I go don't have meters, that's why I'm sent there.

[DickyC]

We'll never be able to do a Lovely Rita gag?

Woe, woe and thrice woe.

[DickyC]

Where we're going, we don't need meters.

[hidetheelephants]

Meters? Meters? We don't need no steenking meters!

[Mr Roper]

I love the smell of meters in the morning.

[Chunkymonkey71]

hidetheelephants said:

Meters? Meters? We don't need no steenking meters!

I hear this often. Those are my favourite jobs as I can still count them towards my weeks target without really doing much apart from sending a report that says 'customer non compliant'.

[iva cosworth]

Greetings Comrade from Polska.

[Fishtigua]

Hell of a power plant in those things.

[pad58]

I have a whole chicken to cook and beer to drink.

And Mrs pad wants a new carpet in the lounge.

[hidetheelephants]

Fishtigua said:

Hell of a power plant in those things.

Aloe vera; hardcore green power.

[Impasse]

pad58 said:

I have a whole chicken to cook and beer to drink.

And Mrs pad wants a new carpet in the lounge.

I'm trying to decide which part of this is a euphemism.

[EvoDelta]

DickyC said:

Did I get lost in there somewhere?

You lost me!

GOG440 said:

Just seen this
IMO you have no hope of landing at LBA today, it has been snowing constantly for the last hour here and the airport is a lot higher than us

The flights were fine. I had to wait over 45 minutes for a taxi though. I ended up in an E class that was driven rather enthusiastically through the countryside to my hotel. Good job I brought a spare change of clothes!