Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[pad58]

Adenauer said:

Morning.

What sort of cretin steals my wife's wellies from our front doorstep?

Does she need them ATM?

[DickyC]

Wellingtons? Surely where you are they're Gebhard von Blüchers, aren't they?

[Adenauer]

pad58 said:

Does she need them ATM?

Funny bugger

[Adenauer]

DickyC said:

Wellingtons? Surely where you are they're Gebhard von Blüchers, aren't they?

Hunters, no less, Dicky, flying the flag and all that jazz.

Seriously though, my garage is full of tools and stuff and doesn't have a door on it yet. But they walked past that to get to our doorstep and nick her wellies!!

[cloggy]

Adenauer said:

Hunters, no less, Dicky, flying the flag and all that jazz.

Seriously though, my garage is full of tools and stuff and doesn't have a door on it yet. But they walked past that to get to our doorstep and nick her wellies!!

Ze Germans love boots.

[Ryn36]

Ad-a-welly, maybe it was foxes with limited requirement for power tools?

[Adenauer]

Someone did actually suggest that it could have been a Marder (Weasel). Really? Really Really?

[Mr Roper]

Hangover food sorted.

Today I am going with the delectable Rustlers Hot dog, Welsh lamb oggie and a packet Mr Trotters great british pork scratchings.

Washed down with a can of diet coke.

ION

My car is in for an MOT but the range control light thingamabob gizmo has decided to kill itself....which is just fking great.

Anyone fancy bunking off work today?

[pad58]

No work to bunk off from.

Pad, bunking off for everyone.

[DickyC]

Q - Do you know how to tell the difference between weasels and stoats?


A - Weasels are weaselly recognised but stoats are stoately different.


Good luck translating that into German and getting anywhere with it.

[SWTH]

No work for me to bunk off from either. I think today will mostly consist of taking the dog for a run, and packing my suitcase ready to go back to work on Wednesday.

[Ryn36]

DickyC said:

Q - Do you know how to tell the difference between weasels and stoats?

I knew the answer to that!

[DickyC]

Ryn36 said:

DickyC said:

Q - Do you know how to tell the difference between weasels and stoats?

I knew the answer to that!

You probably heard it from me.



Old jokes recited and threads killed. Pet or child care by arrangement.

[Adenauer]

Eldest daughter's boyfriend works for a raceteam that look after Audi in the DTM. He's just flown out to Australia with 17 of his colleagues to partake in the 12 hour race. All of them flew business class, 18 of them, at €8K each for the flight tickets.

[DickyC]

They have to sleep rough when they get there though.

[Adenauer]

Shilshurst 12 hour. They have Felix Baumgartner driving for them.

[Mr Roper]

As of Thursday I will have an abundance of brownie points. I offer these for sale or rent on a first come first served basis.

PM your interest.

[Adenauer]

I could lend you some, I have millions of them.

[Adenauer]

Right, I'm off to Switzerland, be good.

[McAndy]

Adenauer said:

Right, I'm off to Switzerland, be good.

I'll be stubbornly neutral, thanks. Have fun!