Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

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DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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SWISS CYBER TERRORISTS CRIPPLE POPULAR BRITISH THREAD

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Somerset probably has Cider Terrorists.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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DickyC said:
Somerset probably has Cider Terrorists.
I went to the market in Yeovil once. I'm sure there was some in Cider trading going on.

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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As I mooched along the high street this afternoon there was a 1976 denim blue Rolls Royce Silver Shadow squeezing into an impossibly small parking space between a 3 Series and a Ka. The car itself wasn't exactly a pristine showroom example and had an obvious blowing exhaust, but it didn't seem to dampen the driver's enthusiasm as he carried out the manoeuvre. As he somewhat deftly reversed in, with the power steering pump screaming in protest at the request for full lock, I could hear the chap singing along to his radiogram which was making a fine reproduction of "A Horse With No Name".
I was tempted to join in with the "La Laa La" bit. hehe

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Fishtigua said:
DickyC said:
Somerset probably has Cider Terrorists.
I went to the market in Yeovil once. I'm sure there was some in Cider trading going on.
How d'ye like them apples?

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Travelodge gave me a used towel.

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DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Don't get that at The Dorchester.

What am I saying? We don't get that at The Towers. Even when Battert and Mrs B aren't speaking.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Driving home I put my iPod on shuffle and up came Land of Confusion by Genesis. I had forgotten how much I like that song.

A girl at work today asked belligerently why I wear an expensive watch and what the point is. I thought everyone knew that the point was telling the time and using it as a piece of jewellery?

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Double trivia?

We require notice.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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DickyC said:
Double trivia?

We require notice.
How's that trowel that you got from Travelodge?

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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RobinBanks said:
A girl at work today asked belligerently why I wear an expensive watch and what the point is. I thought everyone knew that the point was telling the time and using it as a piece of jewellery?
Grief Minimising: best watch, shoes, clothes and car are for best, not for work. Thems the rules.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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DickyC said:
RobinBanks said:
A girl at work today asked belligerently why I wear an expensive watch and what the point is. I thought everyone knew that the point was telling the time and using it as a piece of jewellery?
Grief Minimising: best watch, shoes, clothes and car are for best, not for work. Thems the rules.
That's exactly why I keep my Vauxhall Nova SR for nice occasions. Day to day I use my Chevette.

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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RobinBanks said:
How's that trowel that you got from Travelodge?
Grimy. They were very sorry.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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DickyC said:
RobinBanks said:
How's that trowel that you got from Travelodge?
Grimy. They were very sorry.
Well at least they didn't make excuses and dig a hole.

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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RobinBanks said:
That's exactly why I keep my Vauxhall Nova SR for nice occasions. Day to day I use my Chevette.
The Rolex Chevette?

Tsk, tsk.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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DickyC said:
RobinBanks said:
That's exactly why I keep my Vauxhall Nova SR for nice occasions. Day to day I use my Chevette.
The Rolex Chevette?

Tsk, tsk.
Wonderful thing. Rusts like mad, but the clock keeps good time.

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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The panrattler gave us a roast dinner today; roast on a Monday!?! Madness, my digestive tract cannot cope with this level of disturbance. It was a nice bit of pork though, with crackling! Nom.

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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DickyC said:
Travelodge gave me a used towel.

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Mrs Pad and moi where enjoying a driving holiday, like yer do and decided to stop at a well known hotel company , after signing in and given your room key ,room 22 as it happens.
On inspection of the room just to check everything was hunky dory I went for a shower before we went downstairs for beer and food.

The bathroom was as you expect lovely white towels all folded neatly, I proceeded to strip of and shower while she watched her soaps on the telly.

Twas a lovely power shower ,the ones that massage you and nice and hot.
When I'd had enough ,tuned to grab a lovely white towel ,shook it from it's folds to be presented with the biggest brown skid mark I'd ever seen.

Which was nice.
I didn't complain because they could have said I did it.

Pad sharing his experiences over 4 decades.

DickyC

49,805 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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As you didn't complain, they thought it was you.

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Monday 2nd February 2015
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Can't believe Mrs Pad hasn't owned up to her prank by now. Good on her. thumbup
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