Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[iva cosworth]

Morning troops.

Someone has an empty wagon and is already having lunch.

hold all my calls please.

[DickyC]

Hold your what!?!?


Calls. Oh, yes, I see.

[pad58]

Iva wants his lumps felt......








oh calls, where are my glasses?

[DickyC]

I read through the Trivial Thread and I wonder.

Who should we put forward for Head Piston 2015?

[Justayellowbadge]

DickyC said:

I read through the Trivial Thread and I wonder.

Who should we put forward for Head Piston 2015?

Sounds like a German thing, so Adadodgyfetish would be the man.

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

The doctor called in to see mum last Thursday. She's in a ward with eight beds most of which are occupied. Business concluded, he said goodbye and strode towards the door. At the door he stopped and called back, "If anything happens, would you prefer to be resuscitated or not?"

A little public, perhaps?

The man is a Hippocratic Oaf.

The only sensible response to this bedside manner fail is a loud 'Oh, I don't know doctor; why don't you surprise me?'. What a see you next tuesday.

[Adenauer]

Justayellowbadge said:

DickyC said:

I read through the Trivial Thread and I wonder.

Who should we put forward for Head Piston 2015?

Sounds like a German thing, so Adadodgyfetish would be the man.

Would it make my hair grow back?

[pad58]

DickyC said:

I read through the Trivial Thread and I wonder.

Who should we put forward for Head Piston 2015?

I would like to be put forward for the Head Gasket set 2015

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

I read through the Trivial Thread and I wonder.

Who should we put forward for Head Piston 2015?

What's the prize money ?......and is there a nice ( huge) trophy ?.........

[Justayellowbadge]

iva cosworth said:

What's the prize money ?......and is there a nice ( huge) trophy ?.........

The lucky recipient is positively showered with winnings.

[iva cosworth]

Pad,your post in "flemke" is classic.

Maybe they can get back to Mc talk and leave Ferrari and NSX alone.........

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

What's the prize money ?......and is there a nice ( huge) trophy ?.........

Money? How dare you? It's a trophy.

An elegant glass trophy as a matter of fact; a wingéd horse.

[iva cosworth]

I've heard about this winged horse before.

And I don't like it .

Ahm oot.......

I'd like to nominate Danielsan as TT rookie of the year.

[Adenauer]

I want to take up fishing again.

Germany's full of rules and regulations.

So you MUST have a fishing license.

Which involves taking a test.

AFTER you have completed a minimum of 35 hours of theory, in a classroom, from 6 - 10pm every Friday night.

Anyone want to buy some new fishing gear?

[iva cosworth]

My manager has come back from an extended sick time for an operation with a new car.

A Renault Captur in cream\beige.

Looks horrid but I'm not telling him........

[cloggy]

Adenauer said:

I want to take up fishing again.

Germany's full of rules and regulations.

So you MUST have a fishing license.

Which involves taking a test.

AFTER you have completed a minimum of 35 hours of theory, in a classroom, from 6 - 10pm every Friday night.

Anyone want to buy some new fishing gear?

Classic.

[Adenauer]

I'm currently scouring ebay.uk for a fake fishing license.

[Justayellowbadge]

Ja, ist gut. I am buying ze fake license and they will be falling for it hook, line und zinker.

[Adenauer]

Ha, not even fake!

I can buy a real one online from the Post Office, for just 27 of your English pounds

[Justayellowbadge]

The conversion course from a UK license is 45 hours.