Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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2.5 hours of nothingness so iva to the rescue with humorous stuff seen

today.

Sign on shop.

"Messrs Bieber,Kyle,Cowell and Morgan have not used Oddbins Wandsworth,don't add yourself to the list"......or summat similar...LOL

.............and................


On a blokes shirt.

" I might be a brickie but I can't fix stupid"

LOL......biglaughbandit

McAndy

12,457 posts

177 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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What are you chaps defining as a "fortune" for sunglasses? With the discount I can keep the price in double figures.

DickyC

49,756 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Paying four figures for glasses is an experience I am delaying for as long as possible.

It's certainly not on my bucket list.

One example of squandering money was when I started contracting. I did what I imagine a lot of folk do when they blunder into a well paid profession by accident, I thought it would go on forever. Having treated myself to a Cavalier Coupe to commute in as the oil crisis started the cost of a tank of fuel went up every time I filled up. I could not wait for the tankful to cost ten pounds. It was if I could tell myself I'd made it.

Plonker.

McAndy

12,457 posts

177 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Four figures? Goodness. But yours are prescription. I tried the whole £20/30 thing but they just don't fit. I think I'll take the plunge before the offer expires, otherwise it'll be well into three figures and then I probably won't!

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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McAndy said:
Four figures? Goodness. But yours are prescription. I tried the whole £20/30 thing but they just don't fit. I think I'll take the plunge before the offer expires, otherwise it'll be well into three figures and then I probably won't!
Prey tell.

KaraK

13,184 posts

209 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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McAndy said:
What are you chaps defining as a "fortune" for sunglasses? With the discount I can keep the price in double figures.
For me the "fortune" aspect comes from the number of pairs more then anything - I've got 4 pairs of Oakleys at the moment and while the most I ever paid for one pair was about £270 if you add them up it's getting on for £500 total between them not counting cases etc. Ask Sonic on here for details of his collection though - it makes mine look positively sane hehe

KaraK

13,184 posts

209 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Mr Roper said:
McAndy said:
Four figures? Goodness. But yours are prescription. I tried the whole £20/30 thing but they just don't fit. I think I'll take the plunge before the offer expires, otherwise it'll be well into three figures and then I probably won't!
Prey tell.
Oh and seconded... I can't resist a good sunglasses bargain (see the Frivolous Purchases thread for my last "incident")

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

195 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Back in the 80's, I bought a pair of Porsche folding titanium sunnies as a Christmas prezzie to myself. Many $$$$.

They lasted 4 days and are now sitting in the ooze of a far off harbour in the back of beyond.

DickyC

49,756 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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McAndy said:
Four figures? Goodness. But yours are prescription. I tried the whole £20/30 thing but they just don't fit. I think I'll take the plunge before the offer expires, otherwise it'll be well into three figures and then I probably won't!
No, no, no. Your consternation at three figures made me wonder about what was next. In retaliation for me paying £270 for specs for work, Mrs C spent over £600 on specs for being admired in. Or something. Anyway, £600+ is on the way to a grand. That's all I was thinking.


Shutting up now.

paperbag

McAndy

12,457 posts

177 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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DickyC said:
No, no, no. Your consternation at three figures made me wonder about what was next. In retaliation for me paying £270 for specs for work, Mrs C spent over £600 on specs for being admired in. Or something. Anyway, £600+ is on the way to a grand. That's all I was thinking.


Shutting up now.

paperbag
Understood. thumbup

McAndy

12,457 posts

177 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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KaraK said:
Mr Roper said:
McAndy said:
Four figures? Goodness. But yours are prescription. I tried the whole £20/30 thing but they just don't fit. I think I'll take the plunge before the offer expires, otherwise it'll be well into three figures and then I probably won't!
Prey tell.
Oh and seconded... I can't resist a good sunglasses bargain (see the Frivolous Purchases thread for my last "incident")
I'll link when I've bought mine. I don't want all the stock going now, do it. tongue out

(I'll try and get them bought tonight.)

iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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My mate said his cock isn't that big. He said it's only 7in.

I didn't want to ask if that was when flaccid...

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Flaccid poultry,can't be having that !


Cock a doodle doooooooooo.........wobble

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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iambeowulf said:
My mate said his cock isn't that big. He said it's only 7in.

I didn't want to ask if that was when flaccid...
I'm not up to speed with that kind of thing but the sensible thing to do if you're concerned is put a dap of lube on your anus and think happy thoughts.

iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Mr Roper said:
iambeowulf said:
My mate said his cock isn't that big. He said it's only 7in.

I didn't want to ask if that was when flaccid...
I'm not up to speed with that kind of thing but the sensible thing to do if you're concerned is put a dap of lube on your anus and think happy thoughts.
Coming from the man of experience...

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

195 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Oh, has Clarkie been sacked? Could someone point me in the direction of a newsfeed/forum/twitter that could keep me up to date?

pad58

12,545 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Done stuff today.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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Me too. Portpatrick was nice.


Justayellowbadge

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37,057 posts

242 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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TheChampers

4,093 posts

138 months

Wednesday 25th March 2015
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laugh

Such an opportunity for PP or Foxeh to 'shop Chunky's face onto Christopher Lee.

I'm working, and missing the Senior school concert where both Princesses are playing <sigh> frown
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