Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)
Discussion
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.
Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.
Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Annoying I know, but rules are rules.
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.
Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Have a look on youtube for the jasper carrott mole sketch.Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Adenauer said:
Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.
Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Annoying I know, but rules are rules.
Brilliant
PS - Hope the moles have loads of babies and come into your house.
Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.
Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Annoying I know, but rules are rules.
Brilliant
PS - Hope the moles have loads of babies and come into your house.
Trap it with the spade, send the kids indoors, and hit it with the hammer.
Nice.
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.
Moles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Here's 4 methods tried and tested by yours trulyMoles.
Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.
Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Cheap method: bury empty wine bottles with the tops sticking out of the molehills. The wind whistling over the open neck makes a really loud sound in the molehills tunnels and scares them off
Expensive method: bury some plastic lawn edging to a depth of 3ft all the way round the perimeter of your garden
Humane method: Invest in some proper tunnel traps. These are a hoop with one spring loaded side, inserted into the tunnelot. As the mole crawls through it, it snaps together and instantly squeezes the mole to death
Inhumane rage method: Wait by a molehill until you see it moving as the mole adds earth to its deposit. Early in the morning is best for this. Repeatedly stab a garden fork into the hill until it comes up with blood on it.
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