Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

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Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.

Moles.

Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.

Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.

Moles.

Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.

Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?
I would normally say 'let's do it', but there seems to be an Audi TT in your profile and since the ring's been privatised they don't allow wimmins on the track anymore.

Annoying I know, but rules are rules.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Aye op.

Top knowledge from DC as ever......bow

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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I'm on reserve list for MorganSS on Sunday,89 currently outside the 300
It's going to be one of those ridiculous Saturday's ,am I in or not as I creep towards the line.....

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.

Moles.

Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.

Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Have a look on youtube for the jasper carrott mole sketch.

Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Adenauer said:
Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.

Moles.

Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.

Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?
I would normally say 'let's do it', but there seems to be an Audi TT in your profile and since the ring's been privatised they don't allow wimmins on the track anymore.

Annoying I know, but rules are rules.
rofl

Brilliant

PS - Hope the moles have loads of babies and come into your house. hehe

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
Mr Trophy said:
Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.

Moles.

Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.

Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Shotgun. Why wait? I'll come down now with my 12 bore then we can do a lap of the ring?
I would normally say 'let's do it', but there seems to be an Audi TT in your profile and since the ring's been privatised they don't allow wimmins on the track anymore.

Annoying I know, but rules are rules.
rofl

Brilliant

PS - Hope the moles have loads of babies and come into your house. hehe
A Wiki something page said I'd need a spade and a hammer.

Trap it with the spade, send the kids indoors, and hit it with the hammer.

Nice. laugh

McAndy

12,487 posts

178 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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hehe

Don't GPs now do mole removals?

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Frustrating day today I can't seem to get things done.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Wow,March is an expensive month for me.

Despite 5 lots of wages going in,the final amount was still

significantly less than at the start.....irked

Who can lend us a tenner ?.....or a tenor ?.......hehe

DickyC

49,807 posts

199 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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I've heard of the Long March.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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DickyC said:
I've heard of the Long March.
Lord March's bruv ?...silly

Now,about that tenner .....scratchchin

ChemicalChaos

10,401 posts

161 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Adenauer said:
I know I should ask this in homes and gardens but they scare me in that section.

Moles.

Moles in my garden, millions of them. Mole hills bloody everywhere.

Short of waiting for them with a shotgun, do any of you people know of a secret way of getting rid of the fekkers?
Here's 4 methods tried and tested by yours truly

Cheap method: bury empty wine bottles with the tops sticking out of the molehills. The wind whistling over the open neck makes a really loud sound in the molehills tunnels and scares them off

Expensive method: bury some plastic lawn edging to a depth of 3ft all the way round the perimeter of your garden

Humane method: Invest in some proper tunnel traps. These are a hoop with one spring loaded side, inserted into the tunnelot. As the mole crawls through it, it snaps together and instantly squeezes the mole to death

Inhumane rage method: Wait by a molehill until you see it moving as the mole adds earth to its deposit. Early in the morning is best for this. Repeatedly stab a garden fork into the hill until it comes up with blood on it.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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[quote=iva cosworth]

Lord March's bruv ?quote]

No, they're the Welsh Marches. biggrin

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Thanks for that, CC, I'll buy some humane traps that crush them to death thumbup

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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I don't like the stabby "inhumane rage method"....vomit

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Feck me, the traps that humanely crush them to death are illegal over here.

So I've ordered 1.4kg of poison. biggrin

Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Adenauer said:
Feck me, the traps that humanely crush them to death are illegal over here.

So I've ordered 1.4kg of poison. biggrin
We want some pictures when it comes!

DickyC

49,807 posts

199 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Immolation?

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Mr Trophy said:
We want some pictures when it comes!

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