Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[DickyC]

And there we are! The first TT Intermission is already commissioned. Commencing with a long shot of the Towers in early morning mist, zoom into AO on the Grocer's Bike heading off to the village for tea and coffee from the takeaway.

Film Crew to the canal towpath pronto.

[McAndy]

Morning All.

SWTH said:

...sausage and pickle roll...

Controversial! Mustard, egg, brown sauce or, at a push, ketchup are surely the only suitable "moisteners" to go in a sausage sandwich? Or is it a sausage roll that includes pickle, if you see what I mean?

[ApOrbital]

One coffee for mr SWTH.

[Adenauer]

Okay, calm down, I'm here now.

[DickyC]

Thank God you're here. AO had one order for drinks and he got it wrong.

When the Ad's away the drinks cause affray.

[ApOrbital]

He's a poet and he don't know it

[SWTH]

DickyC said:

And there we are! The first TT Intermission is already commissioned. Commencing with a long shot of the Towers in early morning mist, zoom into AO on the Grocer's Bike heading off to the village for tea and coffee from the takeaway.

Film Crew to the canal towpath pronto.

Set to Dvořák's 9th Symphony 'From the New World' at a guess?

Anyone want a coffee? I don't drink the stuff

[ApOrbital]

Whoops sorry SWTH swap the coffee for a nice cup of tea hows that?

[SWTH]

McAndy said:

Controversial! Mustard, egg, brown sauce or, at a push, ketchup are surely the only suitable "moisteners" to go in a sausage sandwich? Or is it a sausage roll that includes pickle, if you see what I mean?

I prefer brown sauce myself, Branston Pickle is usually better on a ham and cheese sandwich. However, sausage and pickle was what was available in the shop at work so it's what I had. In all fairness it did taste rather good

[SWTH]

ApOrbital said:

Whoops sorry SWTH swap the coffee for a nice cup of tea hows that?

Spot on, thanks

[DickyC]

SWTH said:

Set to Dvorák's 9th Symphony 'From the New World' at a guess?

Anyone want a coffee? I don't drink the stuff

Benny Hill theme tune.

Yes, of course Dvorák's 9th Symphony 'From the New World'.

There was never any other choice.

[pad58]

Two coffees and one tea down.
Also two cheese and pickle toasties eaten.
munk.

[McAndy]

SWTH said:

I prefer brown sauce myself, Branston Pickle is usually better on a ham and cheese sandwich. However, sausage and pickle was what was available in the shop at work so it's what I had. In all fairness it did taste rather good

Good stuff. I think that sausage, a slightly runny fried egg and brown sauce on white bread is my winning combo for a greasy sandwich.

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

munk.

Interesting. You've reminded me that a project I was on from 1978 to 1981 had its own language and a munk was a bad mood, as in:

"He's got a right munk on."

[iva cosworth]

Well Munkee.....

[drivin_me_nuts]

Sausage relish suggestions please.

Floury baps and cumberland sausages ready for the griddle. Now... relish.


What is suitable for said floury blend of aholes, ears and noses?

(Yes I know this is a foodie thing, but if it goes to the food section of PH some bright spark will suggest a relish made of essence of elephant scrotum infused with o-rag-ah-no or some other herbal horror. )

[SWTH]

Proper job.

[iva cosworth]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Sausage relish suggestions please.

f essence of elephant scrotum

have you ever tasted this ?




















Wrong smiley....

[drivin_me_nuts]

Right, it shall be cranberry with lettuce and cucumber..

I shall think of it as nod back to Xmas and a looking forwards to those long summer evenings spend prepping salad... only to throw it all away when realising there's no space in my belly after fifteen bbq'd chicken drumsticks and cajun pork chops.

[exitwound]

I love sitting in the car at the seaside listening to the rain bouncing off it as I eat my Greggs steakbake and drink my tea.. Its soooo soothing and hypnotic.