Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[iva cosworth]

Got the hump !

Wasted an hour waiting for a bus lane to open to traffic,10am,had to then unload on my own because customer forgot and wasn't there.

Now crossed the Thames to Fulham and am behind a full artic to be

unloaded.

Nice to be paid to do FA but I want to get on with it....

[Adenauer]

My Warehouse bloke's just collapsed

[ApOrbital]

Not good adenauer

[iva cosworth]

Still waiting !....

[Adenauer]

He's just been carted off in an Ambulance, 3 minute response time!

[FrankAbagnale]

Decided to spend loads of money on a fad 12 week diet that I wont stick to.

[drivin_me_nuts]

FrankAbagnale said:

Decided to spend loads of money on a fad 12 week diet that I wont stick to.

Whereas, had it been one containing crisps, chocolate, pasties, chips and beer, the commitment would be much stronger. Yeah, I know.

[DickyC]

Adenauer said:

He's just been carted off in an Ambulance, 3 minute response time!

What's the latest?

One hour thirty two minutes response time.

[Adenauer]

I spent €130 buying the missus the insanity workout box set, a week before she broke her foot

[ApOrbital]

Can i scrap a car without paper work even though dvla have been informed?

[DickyC]

If you scrap it properly you will be given paperwork.

What was the question again? What don't you have?

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

Nice Mercwagen \Volkscedes pic in mis badging DC.....

Apparently, I'm wrong. A Mr Brabusmog has stated that Merc wheel centres on this Golf are okay as those are Brabus wheels.

There's probably an analogy here, but I can't for the life of me think what it is.

[Gretchen]

doogz said:

These antibiotics make me feel like st.

I googled them. I wondered why I'd felt itchy as fk the last few days, one of the side effects.

Waiting on the doc to phone me back.

That's nothing. The second listed side effect from some of my medication is 'Death'.

Man up.

[DickyC]

Gretchen said:

That's nothing. The second listed side effect from some of my medication is 'Death'.

Man up.

You are Keith Moon and I claim my Rolls Royce in the swimming pool.

[McAndy]

doogz said:

Suicide was listed on these ones. I'm not quite there yet, but given that I've spent the best part of a week feeling like I've just been kicked in the balls, I'm getting there.

They're not special anti-inflammatories for having been kicked in the balls, are they? If so, I guess that's a disappointing side effect to read.

[Justayellowbadge]

McAndy said:

doogz said:

Suicide was listed on these ones. I'm not quite there yet, but given that I've spent the best part of a week feeling like I've just been kicked in the balls, I'm getting there.

They're not special anti-inflammatories for having been kicked in the balls, are they? If so, I guess that's a disappointing side effect to read.

Yet if they are to tackle amnesia triggered by a traumatic nutsack kneeing incident, they are bang on.

[McAndy]

Justayellowbadge said:

Yet if they are to tackle amnesia triggered by a traumatic nutsack kneeing incident, they are bang on.

Isn't modern medicine a wonderful thing.

[Fun Bus]

On a conference call. It's not very exciting.

[DickyC]

The warring factions on the crap plates thread have withdrawn to lick their wounds.

Either that or they are busy replenishing their personal stocks of put-downs ready for the next onslaught.

I can't join in; my dad was smaller than their dads and I've already taken my bat and ball home.

[Pixel Pusher]

Mr Roper said:

An eventful weekend to say the least.

In no particular order..

Made pork ribs on the BBQ.
Bought a BBQ.
Drinks in town with the misses and Rick Astley
Had a car crash.
Watched 24 and that Kingsman movie (Very good movie, muchos recomendos)
Spent the whole of Monday chillin on the sofa eating crap.
Bought light fixtures.
Found my Kindle.

And the nominees for this year's understatement of the year are:

Ed Milliband: That didn't go too well
Carlo Ancellotti: 2nd place is better than 3rd I guess
Toto Wolff: Yeah, there's time to swap the tyres
Picasso Buyer: I reckon that was a bargain
Mr. Roper: Had a car crash

And the winner is....................................


Mr. Roper: Had a car crash