Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[DickyC]

A Passive Oscar?

[DickyC]

The principle reason I am content to bump along the bottom of the oil and gas industry is I have a brain like a seive. And I have never been able to concentrate. Ever. And I'm easily distracted; PH, TT, cake, lunchtime drinks. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. The guy I'm working for is deadly profficient at what he does and he has an eidetic memory. A match made in heaven this isn't.

[Mr Roper]

Pixel Pusher said:

Mr Roper said:

An eventful weekend to say the least.

In no particular order..

Made pork ribs on the BBQ.
Bought a BBQ.
Drinks in town with the misses and Rick Astley
Had a car crash.
Watched 24 and that Kingsman movie (Very good movie, muchos recomendos)
Spent the whole of Monday chillin on the sofa eating crap.
Bought light fixtures.
Found my Kindle.

And the nominees for this year's understatement of the year are:

Ed Milliband: That didn't go too well
Carlo Ancellotti: 2nd place is better than 3rd I guess
Toto Wolff: Yeah, there's time to swap the tyres
Picasso Buyer: I reckon that was a bargain
Mr. Roper: Had a car crash

And the winner is....................................


Mr. Roper: Had a car crash

Get in!

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

iva cosworth said:

Nice Mercwagen \Volkscedes pic in mis badging DC.....

Apparently, I'm wrong. A Mr Brabusmog has stated that Merc wheel centres on this Golf are okay as those are Brabus wheels.

There's probably an analogy here, but I can't for the life of me think what it is.

Only one response to that....utter pants.

Which also describes my day.

News flash ...Traffic in London is carp.

[iva cosworth]

Any of your pill side effects cause loss of hearing ?

Then I wouldn't have to listen to my retarded colleagues...

[iva cosworth]

Could just wedge some random pills in my ears,that could work.

[iva cosworth]

Or Cheese....

[ChemicalChaos]

iva cosworth said:

Or Cheese....

[FailHere]

Tomorrow I shall be driving my A35 very carefully, as opposed to with my usual reckless abandon, to the garage to have the brakes checked over. Either they are not working very well, or I have forgotten how bad A35 brakes are.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Mr Roper said:

Pixel Pusher said:

Mr Roper said:

An eventful weekend to say the least.

In no particular order..

Made pork ribs on the BBQ.
Bought a BBQ.
Drinks in town with the misses and Rick Astley
Had a car crash.
Watched 24 and that Kingsman movie (Very good movie, muchos recomendos)
Spent the whole of Monday chillin on the sofa eating crap.
Bought light fixtures.
Found my Kindle.

And the nominees for this year's understatement of the year are:

Ed Milliband: That didn't go too well
Carlo Ancellotti: 2nd place is better than 3rd I guess
Toto Wolff: Yeah, there's time to swap the tyres
Picasso Buyer: I reckon that was a bargain
Mr. Roper: Had a car crash

And the winner is....................................


Mr. Roper: Had a car crash

Get in!

Surely drinking with Rick Astley was the high point?

[iva cosworth]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Shirley drinking with Rick Astley was the high point?

Hold up,who's Shirley ?

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

iva cosworth said:

Nice Mercwagen \Volkscedes pic in mis badging DC.....

Apparently, I'm wrong. A Mr Brabusmog has stated that Merc wheel centres on this Golf are okay as those are Brabus wheels.

There's probably an analogy here, but I can't for the life of me think what it is.

Actually Mr Killerhertz disagreed with oneself and Mr Brabusmog jumped on the IloveBrabuswheelsonagolf bandwagen.

[see what I did there ?]

[ApOrbital]

No.

[iva cosworth]

Look harder,read again.

[iva cosworth]

Never mind the Buzzcocks has been axed....[sadface]

Although whathisface is not funny,not Jupitus the other fella.

[ApOrbital]

What other fella.

[ApOrbital]

Should i get a kebab or starve for a few morew days?

[iva cosworth]

The other team captain who's name escapes me.

It's on the tip of my tongue.

[wst]

DickyC said:

The principle reason I am content to bump along the bottom of the oil and gas industry is I have a brain like a seive. And I have never been able to concentrate. Ever. And I'm easily distracted; PH, TT, cake, lunchtime drinks. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. The guy I'm working for is deadly profficient at what he does and he has an eidetic memory. A match made in heaven this isn't.

I'm the same but for any manual working. Got a good memory, I'm just crap at doing stuff with my hands, and my 4 years or so of employment history have 0 hours sitting behind a desk with a keyboard and computer screen and a cup of coffee.

[Justayellowbadge]

Noel Fielding?