Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[Adenauer]

I posted before reading the thread, Dicky, I am very sorry and am unsure what to do now.

I feel really ashamed of myself.

[DickyC]

Not as ashamed as I was yesterday when I was cornered into admitting Mrs C and I were discovered in Hamburg Airport in PVC on our way back from your house.

[Adenauer]

You wouldn't normally stand out wearing PVC in Hamburg. Must have been the smell that got their attention.

[DickyC]

Yes, they seemed oddly perturbed by the pungent aroma of Castrol R.

We like it.

[Adenauer]

Dicky, you need to read a few posts by Happyjap on this thread, then you may return and shall be a man, worthy of the banter that a Prawn may have with a Squid.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[DickyC]

There is a Japanese proverb that says "One hair of a woman draws a great Elephant" when you understand this you will become great my adle minded friend!





If anyone needs me I shall be sitting by the brook contemplating.

[DickyC]

Actually, I shall sitting by the canal. We don't have a brook.

[pad58]

I liked that ,so I had to comment.

[Adenauer]

pad58 said:

I liked that ,so I had to comment.

[DickyC]

We should get happyjap in here. He'd love it.

He could help us write Old TT Proverbs.

"The wearers of replica Gulf jackets teach many chords."

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

Morning, I see Übertit has been being an Übertit again in the misbadged thread. Stroll on.

The mindless blowfish swims in the gavel sea.

[Fishtigua]

Where's nurts?

[Adenauer]

Fish, I saw you mention a place in Guernsey the holiday section the other day, St. something bay?

Looked lovely, any nice places to stay there for a week or so?

[AW111]

nothappyjap said:

Mazda Bongo Friendee - a man in Dandism

[Fishtigua]

Adenauer said:

Fish, I saw you mention a place in Guernsey the holiday section the other day, St. something bay?

Looked lovely, any nice places to stay there for a week or so?

The Fermain Valley is great for a break, fantastic walks and views.

https://www.fermainvalley.com/dine-restaurant/ocea...

Air Berlin fly direct too.

[Adenauer]

Cheers, I'll have a look

St peter Port

[ChemicalChaos]

I'm sure it must be a prerequisite for all taxis round here to be unserviced and overfuelled, so they leave a huge plume of black smoke every time they accelerate. I'm noticing more and more of them.... dirty horrible stinking things. Diesel really is a horrid fuel.

[DickyC]

ChemicalChaos said:

I'm sure it must be a prerequisite for all taxis round here to be unserviced and overfuelled, so they leave a huge plume of black smoke every time they accelerate. I'm noticing more and more of them.... dirty horrible stinking things. Diesel really is a horrid fuel.

Well maintained diesels are fine. The worst thing about diesels is the government encouraging everyone to go diesel and then penalising them with tax. Gits.

[DickyC]

Back to Important Stuff:

Coronation Chicken in wholemeal for lunch.

[Justayellowbadge]

In the village of the cat who wears blinkers, the people would pass the pharmacy at night and ask why the shutters were closed.

The cat knew that although he wore blinkers, he had the same number ears as a horse, and would smile.














The rest of us knew it was because the pharmacy was closed.

And the cat got run over by a Prius. The arrogant horse eared tt.