Shirley

[Jasandjules]

El Guapo said:

Macho Grande?

Yes, he's flying in low, as the sunrises, coming in from the East.

But I am afraid he can't tell you when he's back in the UK, that's classified.

[Kiltie]

Nervous?

Yes.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

[Jasandjules]

Is there a doctor?

I think this man is a doctor.....

[Mr Roper]

Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[soad]

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[King Herald]

Corpulent Tosser said:

Stop it !

It isn't funny !

30+ years ago and delivered by Leslie Neilson it was funny, it is now tired and annoying.

My wife's name is Shirley. Seriously, it is.

[Corpulent Tosser]

King Herald said:

My wife's name is Shirley. Seriously, it is.

But is she funny ?

[Corpulent Tosser]

This thread has cheered me up.

Lots of amusing comments/quotes.

The shirley thing still isn't funny though.

[Smiley198700]

I'm sure this could go on and on...

[Hereward]

Still makes me chuckle:

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?

Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

[Mr Roper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKl6YVubyv8

[Kiltie]

Corpulent Tosser said:

This thread has cheered me up.

Here is a funny goat picture to complete your joy.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Kiltie said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

This thread has cheered me up.

Here is a funny goat picture to complete your joy.

Thank You

[Bonefish Blues]

Corpulent Tosser said:

Stop it !

It isn't funny !

30+ years ago and delivered by Leslie Neilson it was funny, it is now tired and annoying.

It's no longer, and nor is it intended intended to be funny, it's more that it's one of those little Pistonheads customs (and I am so tempted to add the offending word here, but I won't).

[Corpulent Tosser]

Smiley198700 said:

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit drinking...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[FRA53R]

We have clearance Clarence.

Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?

[fathomfive]

There are plenty of quotes and scenes to keep this thread Stayin' Alive...

[Ozone]

Coffee?

I take it black, like my men.....

[drivin_me_nuts]

CT's face when discovering it's now against the natural laws of comedy to say Shirley instead of surely.

[anonymous-user]

at my mum explaining what a blowjob is, where Elaine is reinflating Otto. I was about 6 and didn't understand it at all. "Why's she doing that mum? And why's he smiling? What's she doing to him?"