Shirley

[drivin_me_nuts]

... oh, to be a fly on the wall when your mum was explaining that!

[soad]

OpulentBob said:

at my mum explaining what a blowjob is, where Elaine is reinflating Otto. I was about 6 and didn't understand it at all. "Why's she doing that mum? And why's he smiling? What's she doing to him?"

[Corpulent Tosser]

soad said:

OpulentBob said:

at my mum explaining what a blowjob is, where Elaine is reinflating Otto. I was about 6 and didn't understand it at all. "Why's she doing that mum? And why's he smiling? What's she doing to him?"

Oh yes please, tell us how she explained that

[gl20]

"Oh, one last thing, does anyone know how to fly a plane."

Cue panic in the aisle and enter right a proper pair of 70s boobies, exit left, that I probably shouldn't post an image of.

[kiseca]

<busy fixing instrument panel>
"I need a screwdriver."
<receives vodka and orange and throws it in face>

That scene doesn't really translate very well to text....

[TheDoggingFather]

Corpulent tosser doesn't normally have coffee after dinner?

Maybe he's just an ass hole.

[Tango13]

TheDoggingFather said:

Corpulent tosser doesn't normally have coffee after dinner?

Maybe he's just an ass hole.

Did he have the chicken or the fish?

[drivin_me_nuts]

Are you lot saying our CT's an Otto Barsteward? Shirley not.

[El Guapo]

FRA53R said:

We have clearance Clarence.

Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?

Easy, Oveur, hold the Mayo.

[Dibble]

Kiltie said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

This thread has cheered me up.

Here is a funny goat picture to complete your joy.

Pah. Have a picture of a horse. In a purple onesie.

[Cliftonite]

Dibble said:

Pah. Have a picture of a horse. In a purple onesie.

Has anyone reported this to the RSPCA?!

[PanzerCommander]

"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank"
"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."

Wrong film but never mind.

[OldSkoolRS]

That's a different kind of thread altogether.

[Morningside]

"That's a different kind of thread".

[Dibble]

Cliftonite said:

Dibble said:

Pah. Have a picture of a horse. In a purple onesie.

Has anyone reported this to the RSPCA?!

[cookmysock]

do you like to hang round gymnasiums?

[Benni]

fathomfive said:

OpulentBob said:

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."

Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

As you might know, in Germany all movies have dialogues in german (unless you go into arthouse cinemas).

The translators really did not know what to to with the "jive talk" Scene

so they had these black guys synchronized in the deepest bavarian accent....

Otherwise the german version is quite good, sides hurt from laughing watching it first time.

This thread is now passing gate 13, gate 14, gate 15......

[Corpulent Tosser]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Are you lot saying our CT's an Otto Barsteward? Shirley not.

[anonymous-user]

Best thread in ages

Regarding Otto's BJ scene, my mum told me that Elaine was blowing him up, because he was going down (fnar). She was blowing him up with his willy, because they're silly people and it's a funny film, and he's smiling because it tickles. "Imagine someone blowing on your willy", she said, "it would tickle a lot, wouldn't it?"

Good/quick thinking by my mum.

[Asterix]

Yeah baby! Tickle my Tinkle - Oof, Oof Mama!