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Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
And let's not forget Police Squad..........
Frank: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
And let's not forget Police Squad..........
Frank: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then
kiseca said:
hHot Shots! certainly, that was non stop hysterics for me.
Low flying practice:
Captain: "how are you two doing down there?"
Wotsisname pilot: "Ah, I'm at 300 feet and flying nap of the earth" (or something like that)
Topper: "I'm at 3rd and Main!"
"Tomorrow we hit the enemy toast."
"Coast, sir"
"What? Oh, it will require some replanning then... "
"Got anyone special waiting for you back home?"
"No, just me and my bike."
"Ah, a loner, huh?"
"No, I own it."
I think Top Secret! with Val Kilmer did alright too. Not funny all the time but there were a good few high quality moments in that.
Perhaps a movie needs an exclamation mark in it's title to be truly funny.
'Top Secret' definitely had it's moments - Also had lots of visual gags. It's the sort of film you can watch many times and always catch something new.Low flying practice:
Captain: "how are you two doing down there?"
Wotsisname pilot: "Ah, I'm at 300 feet and flying nap of the earth" (or something like that)
Topper: "I'm at 3rd and Main!"
"Tomorrow we hit the enemy toast."
"Coast, sir"
"What? Oh, it will require some replanning then... "
"Got anyone special waiting for you back home?"
"No, just me and my bike."
"Ah, a loner, huh?"
"No, I own it."
I think Top Secret! with Val Kilmer did alright too. Not funny all the time but there were a good few high quality moments in that.
Perhaps a movie needs an exclamation mark in it's title to be truly funny.
Edited by kiseca on Tuesday 23 December 14:24
Edited by kiseca on Tuesday 23 December 14:27
Corpulent Tosser said:
Not Airplane but to keep the thread going
Frank - That's the red light district, I wonder why Savage is hanging around there ?
Capt Ed Hocken - Sex, Frank.
Frank - No, not right now Ed.
Frank - That's the red light district, I wonder why Savage is hanging around there ?
Capt Ed Hocken - Sex, Frank.
Frank - No, not right now Ed.
PanzerCommander said:
"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank"
"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."
Wrong film but never mind.
'"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.""Sex, Frank"
"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."
Wrong film but never mind.
"Sex, Frank"
"Uh, no, not right now, Ed"
kiseca said:
Asterix said:
'Top Secret' definitely had it's moments - Also had lots of visual gags. It's the sort of film you can watch many times and always catch something new.
The prison escape scene and the extending aerial on Omar Sharif's crushed taxi are two that stick in my mind 
OpulentBob said:
kiseca said:
Asterix said:
'Top Secret' definitely had it's moments - Also had lots of visual gags. It's the sort of film you can watch many times and always catch something new.
The prison escape scene and the extending aerial on Omar Sharif's crushed taxi are two that stick in my mind OpulentBob said:
kiseca said:
OpulentBob said:
The professor and the magnifying glass. And the backwards song.
Is the backwards song when he's throwing the library books up on to the shelves and then they both slide up the fireman's pole (oo-er!) ?
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