Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
One from a mate's wife:
"Which came first, Jesus or the dinosaurs?"
There's a girl in work, who I lovingly refer to as The Professor. This is a girl who couldn't find France on a map of Europe. Some gems from her:
"Is the sea salty because of all the whale sperm in it?"
Discussing Tim Peake's trip to the ISS, shortly after the launch.
Her: "Sure, it'll probably take him a few days to get up there"
Me: "He'll be there by tonight, it's low earth orbit. It only took them about 4 days to get to the moon."
Her: "Tim Peake went to the moon?"
Me: Errr, no.
Her: (after a period of thought) "Can you use your mobile phone in space?"
Staying with the space theme, at the time of the solar eclipse in the UK recently she asked what caused the eclipse.
Guy: It's the moon passing between the earth and the sun.
Her: But they're the same thing.
Guy: What?
Her: The sun and the moon. The moon is just the sun at night.
"Which came first, Jesus or the dinosaurs?"
There's a girl in work, who I lovingly refer to as The Professor. This is a girl who couldn't find France on a map of Europe. Some gems from her:
"Is the sea salty because of all the whale sperm in it?"
Discussing Tim Peake's trip to the ISS, shortly after the launch.
Her: "Sure, it'll probably take him a few days to get up there"
Me: "He'll be there by tonight, it's low earth orbit. It only took them about 4 days to get to the moon."
Her: "Tim Peake went to the moon?"
Me: Errr, no.
Her: (after a period of thought) "Can you use your mobile phone in space?"
Staying with the space theme, at the time of the solar eclipse in the UK recently she asked what caused the eclipse.
Guy: It's the moon passing between the earth and the sun.
Her: But they're the same thing.
Guy: What?
Her: The sun and the moon. The moon is just the sun at night.
Edited by Skyrat on Monday 27th June 00:28
This was a few years ago, before Sky+, but we had two videos. I was going out for the evening and wanted to record something pretty important. I can't remember the actual programmes, but you get the drift:
MRS C: What are you doing?
ME: Setting the video for 9.30
MRS C: You can't, I'm recording Emmerdale.
ME: Use the other video then.
MRS C: I'm already using that for Eastenders.
ME: Well can't you watch that live?
MRS C: No, I'm watching Corrie!
ME: Well can't you watch the repeat that's on tomorrow then I can record my (once in a lifetime never going to be repeated very important) programme?
MRS C : I can't believe it. You are SO bloody selfish!
MRS C: What are you doing?
ME: Setting the video for 9.30
MRS C: You can't, I'm recording Emmerdale.
ME: Use the other video then.
MRS C: I'm already using that for Eastenders.
ME: Well can't you watch that live?
MRS C: No, I'm watching Corrie!
ME: Well can't you watch the repeat that's on tomorrow then I can record my (once in a lifetime never going to be repeated very important) programme?
MRS C : I can't believe it. You are SO bloody selfish!
Edited by CanAm on Monday 27th June 09:46
Not mine, but this popped up on my Facebook feed from a friend of a friend.
From Facebook said:
JO: Do you want that heater left on?
ME: What heater?
JO: The one above the cooker.
ME: That's an extractor.
JO: Oh, i though it was to keep food warm on the cooker top.
Joanna, stop talking. For the love of god STOP
ME: What heater?
JO: The one above the cooker.
ME: That's an extractor.
JO: Oh, i though it was to keep food warm on the cooker top.
Joanna, stop talking. For the love of god STOP
CanAm said:
This was a few years ago, before Sky+, but we had two videos. I was going out for the evening and wanted to record something pretty important. I can't remember the actual programmes, but you get the drift:
MRS C: What are you doing?
ME: Setting the video for 9.30
MRS C: You can't, I'm recording Emmerdale.
ME: Use the other video then.
MRS C: I'm already using that for Eastenders.
ME: Well can't you watch that live?
MRS C: No, I'm watching Corrie!
ME: Well can't you watch the repeat that's on tomorrow then I can record my (once in a lifetime never going to be repeated very important) programme?
MRS C : I can't believe it. You are SO bloody selfish!
She sounds... Super. MRS C: What are you doing?
ME: Setting the video for 9.30
MRS C: You can't, I'm recording Emmerdale.
ME: Use the other video then.
MRS C: I'm already using that for Eastenders.
ME: Well can't you watch that live?
MRS C: No, I'm watching Corrie!
ME: Well can't you watch the repeat that's on tomorrow then I can record my (once in a lifetime never going to be repeated very important) programme?
MRS C : I can't believe it. You are SO bloody selfish!
Edited by CanAm on Monday 27th June 09:46
Vocal Minority said:
Nope. Marketing man said you need both.
Must be true.
To be fair they are quite different, face cream is quite light. Hand cream more substantial. If you use hand cream on your face it will probably make it too oily. And face cream is a bit weak for you hands.Must be true.
Some will do both quite well (e.g. E45) but not for all skin types.
Vaud said:
To be fair they are quite different, face cream is quite light. Hand cream more substantial. If you use hand cream on your face it will probably make it too oily. And face cream is a bit weak for you hands.
Some will do both quite well (e.g. E45) but not for all skin types.
Get away! You'll be telling me you get different types of oil for different cars next!Some will do both quite well (e.g. E45) but not for all skin types.
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