Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Big Al.]

Continued from here

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Over to you........

[simoid]

I didn't realise it got that big.







(The thread, that is...!)

[BOBTEE]

'I've woken up with a headache in my neck'

[kowalski655]

Im surprised that it took that long to get to 500 pages

[Hooli]

kowalski655 said:

Im surprised that it took that long to get to 500 pages

I'm not, after lots of regular posters got banned for rofl pryamiding.


I've been waiting weeks to post the following -


Mrs Hooli, doing a bit of rendering on a difficult wall - 'This is really starting to annoy me.'
Me - 'Shall I do some?'
Mrs Hooli - 'No! it's relaxing.'

[eltax91]

Yesterday, drove past a house with some xmas lights tied to the guttering.

She says: 'do you think they used a ladder to get them up there'

No dear, I think they probably hovered!

[RammyMP]

The wife's just got a new car, again with parking beepers that beep the same as her previous 4 cars, but even so, the first time she drove it, she put it in reverse and the beepers started:
Wife: but how do I know when I get near anything?
Me: eh? The same way as your previous cars.
Wife: but they sound different?
Me: they are still fking beeping aren't they?

She didn't talk to me for a while after my WTF?!? The screen showing the car with yellow and red round it must have got her confused!

[Bit of a Unit]

Told the other half she was being a Cupid stunt last night.

What do you mean, is that some sort of nasty love trick? she replied.

It took her a few minutes and me saying for sucks fake in mock exasperation for the penny to drop.

[onyx39]

Just opened the Christmas Dates, we did not buy the usual type, and we're disappointed with our choice.
"I told you we should have bought Majeski Dates!"

Is he in that business too?

[TONKA2]

Whilst looking round the house we have now moved into, stood in the conservatory after her messing around with various light switches on the wall.

"Oh I wont be spending much time in here, its really draughty".

I didnt even open my mouth, just caught her eye and glanced up at the ceiling fan hurtling round above her head, all I got was "DON'T!"

The other night sat watching Miami Vice.......

"Where is this film set".

God help me!!!!

[illmonkey]

"Birds of praise"

[matchmaker]

Just now- "if I keep pressing this button on the Sky remote I'll get CSI in my finger"

[Hasbeen]

Nice of the ladies to keep us amused all this time.

[fatboy b]

We went to friends for Xmas. I was driving her car for the first time in a while. As it got dark, I noticed the o/s headlamp wasn't projecting properly. "What's wrong with that headlight?" I asked. "Not noticed anything wrong". She replied.

We got where we were going, so I asked her to flick the main beam on and off while I look from the front to see if I could fathom out what's wrong. Bearing in mind it's her car, I got:-
- indicators on both sides flashing alternately
- the wipers on both slow and fast
- the headlamps & windscreen washed

then eventually the lights got flashed.

[scorcher]

"Hi, I want to buy a new phone, preferably on an Orange contract".............. In the Vodafone shop!

[vx220]

Hasbeen said:

Nice of the ladies to keep us bemused all this time.

FTFY

[shnir]

im as daft as my misses.. put thread in wrong place any way .. so ive moved it here ..

when i was feeding the fish in the aquarium she looked distressed and said , will it get in there eyes lol

[welshjohn]

We were walking across the beach one day as the the tide was coming in.as we approached the estuary she pipes up " if the tide is coming in does the water flow backwards back to the source.then come down when the tide goes out.

[TREMAiNE]

illmonkey said:

"Birds of praise"

[Boydie88]

I imagine this guy will be along when his missus comes home and describes the petrol cap switching sides...

http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=12174409416364...