Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Pit Pony said:
Wife: This stuffing is a bit bland.
Sister in Law: It is. Not enough sage
Wife: That's tesco own brand for you. Should have bought paxo. I've got three boxes.
Me; Next time you make it get some extra sage from the front garden
Wife: There's no sage in the front garden.
Me: There's been sage in the front garden since the kids were little and I planted a load of herbs there with them.
Wife: There's never been sage in the front garden. Don't be picking leaves off any plants in the front garden, because you'll poison us all.
Me: I planted sage 20 years ago. But the other herbs died in the first winter.
Wife: it's not sage
Me: it definately is sage..
Wife: Do you really want to contradict me in front of my sister?
Me: So it's not sage?
Wife: no
Me: So what did I plant with the kids 20 years ago
Wife: We've never had sage.
Me: I always use it at Christmas inside the turkey.
Wife: Well you could have killed us all.
Me: But it's not sage? How is that possible?
Wife: If you ever planted sage, it died and another plant took its place.
Me; Right, I'm so glad you let me know. (Thinking...who are you? You look like my wife, but she must have died and been replaced by a gaslighting mentalist)
yes Paxo that benchmark of wonderful stuffing.Sister in Law: It is. Not enough sage
Wife: That's tesco own brand for you. Should have bought paxo. I've got three boxes.
Me; Next time you make it get some extra sage from the front garden
Wife: There's no sage in the front garden.
Me: There's been sage in the front garden since the kids were little and I planted a load of herbs there with them.
Wife: There's never been sage in the front garden. Don't be picking leaves off any plants in the front garden, because you'll poison us all.
Me: I planted sage 20 years ago. But the other herbs died in the first winter.
Wife: it's not sage
Me: it definately is sage..
Wife: Do you really want to contradict me in front of my sister?
Me: So it's not sage?
Wife: no
Me: So what did I plant with the kids 20 years ago
Wife: We've never had sage.
Me: I always use it at Christmas inside the turkey.
Wife: Well you could have killed us all.
Me: But it's not sage? How is that possible?
Wife: If you ever planted sage, it died and another plant took its place.
Me; Right, I'm so glad you let me know. (Thinking...who are you? You look like my wife, but she must have died and been replaced by a gaslighting mentalist)
Skyedriver said:
Never been the same since he left University Challenge.
What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
CanAm said:
Skyedriver said:
Never been the same since he left University Challenge.
What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
???? 
glenrobbo said:
CanAm said:
Skyedriver said:
Never been the same since he left University Challenge.
What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
???? 
? Overkill?CanAm said:
glenrobbo said:
CanAm said:
Skyedriver said:
Never been the same since he left University Challenge.
What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
Tony, you are forgetting the important maxim, "The Wife may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"What about butter? Can't believe it's not butter?
And to Pit Pony, she doesn't mind contradicting you but it's a crime to be contradicting her in front of her sister?
???? ? Overkill?Legally.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Pit Pony said:
Women....you can't live with them, you can't kill them..
Legally.
Do you need a new patio?Legally.
And then you wake up next to them, and look over and think........
Awe.......Why won't you (f
king) die? Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:
OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
s2kjock said:
Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:
OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.
bristolracer said:
s2kjock said:
Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:
OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.
LunarOne said:
bristolracer said:
s2kjock said:
Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:
OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.
8bit said:
LunarOne said:
bristolracer said:
s2kjock said:
Not my OH, but someone's (maybe....:
OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
To be fair Toyota are not making the names of their cars particularly memorable OH was sitting Toyota reception waiting for her Aygo to be ready after a service.
Middle aged woman strides in and up the service desk and says loudly "I am here to pick up my HRT"
There followed a rather long silence after which the service receptionist says:
"Do you mean your CHR?"
Their new EV is the catchily named bZ4X.
(Only a few will get this reference)
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