Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[straight dad]

sbird said:

straight dad said:

Was busy yesterday doing officey stuff, so asked the current Mrs Straight Dad to make a doctors appointment for me. Now she has very little time for officious doctors receptionists and takes offence when they want to know in detail what your reason is for the appointment. I guess the question must have been asked as I heard her say "his dick tastes funny"

I'm confused. Was this a case of your Mrs being really dopey and naive? Or really smart and getting one over on the receptionist?

I read the title of the thread as "Classic from the mrs Vol 2" I wasn't aware that the content had to be that of dopey or naive nature, I also wouldn't class her response as being really smart and getting one over on the receptionist, in fact I'm not sure what classification of her response would come under. But, as you took the time to ask the question I'm going to spend the day thinking about an appropriate answer for you so that you can then have your mind put at rest.

By the way, when I visited the Doctor she said my dick tasted perfectly normal. (That bits not really true)

[TorqueDirty]

Tyre Tread said:

sbird said:

straight dad said:

Was busy yesterday doing officey stuff, so asked the current Mrs Straight Dad to make a doctors appointment for me. Now she has very little time for officious doctors receptionists and takes offence when they want to know in detail what your reason is for the appointment. I guess the question must have been asked as I heard her say "his dick tastes funny"

I'm confused. Was this a case of your Mrs being really dopey and naive? Or really smart and getting one over on the receptionist?

Really?

His Mrs was basically making a point to the receptionist to mind her own business.

Or she was taking the opportunity to get something sorted that had been bugging her for a while

TD

[wolfracesonic]

straight dad said:

I read the title of the thread as "Classic from the mrs Vol 2" I wasn't aware that the content had to be that of dopey or naive nature, I also wouldn't class her response as being really smart and getting one over on the receptionist, in fact I'm not sure what classification of her response would come under. But, as you took the time to ask the question I'm going to spend the day thinking about an appropriate answer for you so that you can then have your mind put at rest.

By the way, when I visited the Doctor she he said my dick tasted perfectly normal. (That bits not really true)

[wack]

Mrs Wack had quite a serious illness a couple of years ago called Guillion Barre Syndrome, she got over it but it's left her with some lasting effects.

Mostly she says the wrong words but the other day I'd put a potato in the microwave ready to cook but hadn't switched it on

I walked back in the kitchen just as she opened the microwave door, slammed it shut and said sorry

Then she looked at me and said I've just apologised to a potato in the microwave

[Nom de ploom]

so last night i'm in the en suite of our bedroom having a stand up wee.

"what are you doing in there?" enquires wife from the bedroom.
"Erm, I'm having a wee , why?"

"Oh, it sounded like you were kneading bread"

I mean what the fking fk?

really....????

[Hooli]

wack said:

Mrs Wack had quite a serious illness a couple of years ago called Guillion Barre Syndrome, she got over it but it's left her with some lasting effects.

Mostly she says the wrong words but the other day I'd put a potato in the microwave ready to cook but hadn't switched it on

I walked back in the kitchen just as she opened the microwave door, slammed it shut and said sorry

Then she looked at me and said I've just apologised to a potato in the microwave

That poor potato, she could have knocked first.

[Vaud]

wack said:

Then she looked at me and said I've just apologised to a potato in the microwave

Sort of an inverse Tourettes?

[RammyMP]

Nom de ploom said:

so last night i'm in the en suite of our bedroom having a stand up wee.

"what are you doing in there?" enquires wife from the bedroom.
"Erm, I'm having a wee , why?"

"Oh, it sounded like you were kneading bread"

I mean what the fking fk?

really....????

I've just laughed out loud. She sounds nuts, you got a good one there!

[Nom de ploom]

madder than a cut snake

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Nom de ploom said:

so last night i'm in the en suite of our bedroom having a stand up wee.

"what are you doing in there?" enquires wife from the bedroom.
"Erm, I'm having a wee , why?"

"Oh, it sounded like you were kneading bread"

I mean what the fking fk?

really....????

Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.

[Ki3r]

wack said:

Mrs Wack had quite a serious illness a couple of years ago called Guillion Barre Syndrome, she got over it but it's left her with some lasting effects.

Mostly she says the wrong words but the other day I'd put a potato in the microwave ready to cook but hadn't switched it on

I walked back in the kitchen just as she opened the microwave door, slammed it shut and said sorry

Then she looked at me and said I've just apologised to a potato in the microwave

I was walking from the office to the printer room, due to it being stupidly early for me and as per normal unable to get to sleep at a reasonable hour I was still half asleep.

Walked down the corridor (only 2/3 metres), turned and went to open the printer door and saw someone in side going to open it as well, without thinking I said sorry after you.

It was my reflection in the glass.

[Evangelion]

wack said:

Mrs Wack had quite a serious illness a couple of years ago called Guillion Barre Syndrome, she got over it but it's left her with some lasting effects.

Mostly she says the wrong words but the other day I'd put a potato in the microwave ready to cook but hadn't switched it on

I walked back in the kitchen just as she opened the microwave door, slammed it shut and said sorry

Then she looked at me and said I've just apologised to a potato in the microwave

Just checked in my microwave. Is no potato. Sad.

[HTP99]

RammyMP said:

Nom de ploom said:

so last night i'm in the en suite of our bedroom having a stand up wee.

"what are you doing in there?" enquires wife from the bedroom.
"Erm, I'm having a wee , why?"

"Oh, it sounded like you were kneading bread"

I mean what the fking fk?

really....????

I've just laughed out loud. She sounds nuts, you got a good one there!

I've read it loads; still makes me chuckle.

[Carsie]

Last night.... "Heh Mike! I don't think the fridge is broken, it's just not working that's all"

You couldn't make it up could you? - still love her though

[chilistrucker]

I was doing dinner tonight, so missed some bits of, 'Come Dine.' I nipped back in the lounge and asked how the guys French themed dinner had gone?
She said, "Oh it looked fantastic, and he did this amazing shrew pastry."

[havoc]

chilistrucker said:

I was doing dinner tonight, so missed some bits of, 'Come Dine.' I nipped back in the lounge and asked how the guys French themed dinner had gone?
She said, "Oh it looked fantastic, and he did this amazing shrew pastry."

Let me guess - it was so light and fluffy it had a big (h)vole in the middle of it, and for main course he served rat-atouille.

[Vaud]

havoc said:

Let me guess - it was so light and fluffy it had a big (h)vole in the middle of it, and for main course he served rat-atouille.

No vole-au-vents?

[chilistrucker]

havoc said:

chilistrucker said:

I was doing dinner tonight, so missed some bits of, 'Come Dine.' I nipped back in the lounge and asked how the guys French themed dinner had gone?
She said, "Oh it looked fantastic, and he did this amazing shrew pastry."

Let me guess - it was so light and fluffy it had a big (h)vole in the middle of it, and for main course he served rat-atouille.

In her world, yep

I love her to bits, but she really knows how to uphold certain parts of the Essex girl stereotype.

She once told me about that well known film, 'Mutiny on the balcony."

[havoc]

Vaud said:

havoc said:

Let me guess - it was so light and fluffy it had a big (h)vole in the middle of it, and for main course he served rat-atouille.

No vole-au-vents?

I was wondering about mouse-aka followed by a nice lemming posset.

[northwest monkey]

chilistrucker said:

She once told me about that well known film, 'Mutiny on the balcony."

She'd get on well with my OH then. They could watch that film, then listen to a bit of The Clash. Whilst listening, they might then discuss the song "I fought the law" and wonder why they were singing a song where they "Uphold the law in a law world".

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