Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Hooli said:
GroundEffect said:
Trevatanus said:
Just had a call from the mrs.
"what's SQL?"
Me: "Why?"
"Just had a job spec for a new job that will require me to administer it"
Me: " Hmmm... I don't think that jobs for you love"
"what's SQL?"
Me: "Why?"
"Just had a job spec for a new job that will require me to administer it"
Me: " Hmmm... I don't think that jobs for you love"
Her: Alan Rickman's died. He was only 69.
Me: Yes, I heard. Very sad.
Her: He went to your school didn't he?
Me: He did indeed.
Her: Was he in your year?
(at this point I should probably add that I'm 53)
Me: Yes, he was a bit slow so they kept keeping him down a year. It was a bit odd having this guy in his 30s in the class but we all got along fine.
Her: Ffs, I don't know why I asked you that. I'm going potty.
Me: Yes, I heard. Very sad.
Her: He went to your school didn't he?
Me: He did indeed.
Her: Was he in your year?
(at this point I should probably add that I'm 53)
Me: Yes, he was a bit slow so they kept keeping him down a year. It was a bit odd having this guy in his 30s in the class but we all got along fine.
Her: Ffs, I don't know why I asked you that. I'm going potty.
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Her: Alan Rickman's died. He was only 69.
Me: Yes, I heard. Very sad.
Her: He went to your school didn't he?
Me: He did indeed.
Her: Was he in your year?
(at this point I should probably add that I'm 53)
Me: Yes, he was a bit slow so they kept keeping him down a year. It was a bit odd having this guy in his 30s in the class but we all got along fine.
Her: Ffs, I don't know why I asked you that. I'm going potty.
Me: Yes, I heard. Very sad.
Her: He went to your school didn't he?
Me: He did indeed.
Her: Was he in your year?
(at this point I should probably add that I'm 53)
Me: Yes, he was a bit slow so they kept keeping him down a year. It was a bit odd having this guy in his 30s in the class but we all got along fine.
Her: Ffs, I don't know why I asked you that. I'm going potty.
R8VXF said:
Hooli said:
GroundEffect said:
Trevatanus said:
Just had a call from the mrs.
"what's SQL?"
Me: "Why?"
"Just had a job spec for a new job that will require me to administer it"
Me: " Hmmm... I don't think that jobs for you love"
"what's SQL?"
Me: "Why?"
"Just had a job spec for a new job that will require me to administer it"
Me: " Hmmm... I don't think that jobs for you love"
chilistrucker said:
She is at it again 
Boy just said, "Thinking about getting a film tonight, maybe, 'Straight outta Compton.' What do you think?"
Me, "Yep!!!"
Her, "What's it about?"
Boy, "N.W.A"
Her, "Er no, I don't want to watch a basketball film."
Much sniggerng from certain parts of the front room.
Boy just said, "Thinking about getting a film tonight, maybe, 'Straight outta Compton.' What do you think?"
Me, "Yep!!!"
Her, "What's it about?"
Boy, "N.W.A"
Her, "Er no, I don't want to watch a basketball film."
Much sniggerng from certain parts of the front room.
Ari said:
chilistrucker said:
She is at it again
Boy just said, "Thinking about getting a film tonight, maybe, 'Straight outta Compton.' What do you think?"
Me, "Yep!!!"
Her, "What's it about?"
Boy, "N.W.A"
Her, "Er no, I don't want to watch a basketball film."
Much sniggerng from certain parts of the front room.
Boy just said, "Thinking about getting a film tonight, maybe, 'Straight outta Compton.' What do you think?"
Me, "Yep!!!"
Her, "What's it about?"
Boy, "N.W.A"
Her, "Er no, I don't want to watch a basketball film."
Much sniggerng from certain parts of the front room.
Not my mrs (probably someone's though!), but in hospital today, and the ward sister was talking to an old woman (who wasn't quite with it, and getting very impatient as she wanted to go) and the neighbour who brought her in.
To the old woman: "I need to speak to the doctor. I won't be two minutes"
To the neighbour: "I'll be two minutes"
Barely a gap between the two sentences...
To the old woman: "I need to speak to the doctor. I won't be two minutes"
To the neighbour: "I'll be two minutes"
Barely a gap between the two sentences...
Again, not the Mrs, receptionist at work, who is I suspect late teens.
Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
Trevatanus said:
Just had a call from the mrs.
"what's SQL?"
Me: "Why?"
"Just had a job spec for a new job that will require me to administer it"
Me: " Hmmm... I don't think that jobs for you love"
Pah, Its a piece of piss, an hour with the manual, sorted."what's SQL?"
Me: "Why?"
"Just had a job spec for a new job that will require me to administer it"
Me: " Hmmm... I don't think that jobs for you love"
just learn to say
"Looks like a Hardware bottleneck"
"I think we need to ask the developers to review their code"
Trevatanus said:
Again, not the Mrs, receptionist at work, who is I suspect late teens.
Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
Are you sure it wasn't a subtle invitation Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
?I was watching The Bridge (subtitled Danish/Swedish TV series) last week with the wife.
Half way through one episode, I asked her to pass me the TV remote. I then proceeded to turn the volume up.
She "What are you doing that for?"
Me "Absolutely no ****ing clue what so ever?"
She "Idiot!"
Bloody women and their logic.
Half way through one episode, I asked her to pass me the TV remote. I then proceeded to turn the volume up.
She "What are you doing that for?"
Me "Absolutely no ****ing clue what so ever?"
She "Idiot!"
Bloody women and their logic.
supertouring said:
I was watching The Bridge (subtitled Danish/Swedish TV series) last week with the wife.
Half way through one episode, I asked her to pass me the TV remote. I then proceeded to turn the volume up.
She "What are you doing that for?"
Me "Absolutely no ****ing clue what so ever?"
She "Idiot!"
Bloody women and their logic.
Turning the volume up helps you read the subtitles? Half way through one episode, I asked her to pass me the TV remote. I then proceeded to turn the volume up.
She "What are you doing that for?"
Me "Absolutely no ****ing clue what so ever?"
She "Idiot!"
Bloody women and their logic.
Trevatanus said:
Again, not the Mrs, receptionist at work, who is I suspect late teens.
Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
She been watching Peter Kaye. Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
jbudgie said:
Trevatanus said:
Again, not the Mrs, receptionist at work, who is I suspect late teens.
Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
She been watching Peter Kaye. Discussing last Friday what we were up to at the weekend.
She works at a kennels on the occasional Saturday, and we bemoaning the fact she had offered to work tomorrow.
" I wish had not volunteered to go dogging in the morning".
The older wiser receptionist was on holiday, but has now returned. I have asked her to have a quiet word with her to explain the error of her ways.
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