Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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Frimley111R

15,690 posts

235 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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Minutes ago: "If you were on a desert island and you could only take one condiment with you..."

Vaud

50,644 posts

156 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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Frimley111R said:
Minutes ago: "If you were on a desert island and you could only take one condiment with you..."
Sounds like fun.

Worcestershire sauce? Tabasco? Pepper?

Tough call.

cootuk

918 posts

124 months

Monday 1st February 2016
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Ex-wife's tyre was looking flat (slow leak) so she rings me and asks what to do.
I tell her to pump it up to about 35psi (footpump in boot).
She calls back later saying she's had trouble cos the scale only goes up to 7,
so she did it up to 4 cos that's nearest to 35.
She didnt look at the other scale.

Happily bouncing along on tyres at 60psi

vx220

2,692 posts

235 months

Monday 1st February 2016
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My wife has just said "he was wearing jogging bottom top and bottoms"

Track suit?

driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Monday 1st February 2016
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On hearing that my (older) brother had been called a grumpy old man by his daughter, O.H. says "Oh, like Victor Mildew"

Frimley111R

15,690 posts

235 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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We were watching the Undatables last night and they went on a speed dating event with 1 minute each. Mrs 111R says 'Lets hope none have a stammer." hehe

Ari

19,352 posts

216 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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cootuk said:
Ex-wife's tyre was looking flat (slow leak) so she rings me and asks what to do.
I tell her to pump it up to about 35psi (footpump in boot).
She calls back later saying she's had trouble cos the scale only goes up to 7,
so she did it up to 4 cos that's nearest to 35.
She didnt look at the other scale.

Happily bouncing along on tyres at 60psi
That's just reminded me. I was sat waiting at a petrol station to check my tyre pressures watching some woman with a Corsa do just one wheel (oddly). When she left and I pulled forward, I noticed that the digital display read a reasonable 28 or something - until I noticed it was set to read in BAR, not PSI!

Having written that, I've just looked up what 28 BAR is in PSI and it's just over 400 - I can't believe that forecourt machines inflate to that pressure can they? Maybe it was the other way around and she'd intended to set it to BAR and used PSI - leaving her 2PSI in her tyres - but then it'd have been flat and surely she'd have noticed.

I'm going to have to see what BAR reading they go up to now, she'd definitely got the wrong scale because it was at some ridiculous pressure.

boyse7en

6,744 posts

166 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Looking at going to a local theatre to see Rory McGrath.

Her; "What's he doing?"
Me: "He's doing a stand-up show. According to the blurb it's his first one."
Her: "Hmm, I don't know. I quite like him on the telly, but I don't think I could stand up for the whole show."

Paul_M3

2,372 posts

186 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Ari said:
That's just reminded me. I was sat waiting at a petrol station to check my tyre pressures watching some woman with a Corsa do just one wheel (oddly). When she left and I pulled forward, I noticed that the digital display read a reasonable 28 or something - until I noticed it was set to read in BAR, not PSI!

Having written that, I've just looked up what 28 BAR is in PSI and it's just over 400 - I can't believe that forecourt machines inflate to that pressure can they? Maybe it was the other way around and she'd intended to set it to BAR and used PSI - leaving her 2PSI in her tyres - but then it'd have been flat and surely she'd have noticed.

I'm going to have to see what BAR reading they go up to now, she'd definitely got the wrong scale because it was at some ridiculous pressure.
I am fairly confident the tyre would have failed long before 28 Bar.

Harrytsg

1,264 posts

163 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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Ari said:
That's just reminded me. I was sat waiting at a petrol station to check my tyre pressures watching some woman with a Corsa do just one wheel (oddly). When she left and I pulled forward, I noticed that the digital display read a reasonable 28 or something - until I noticed it was set to read in BAR, not PSI!

Having written that, I've just looked up what 28 BAR is in PSI and it's just over 400 - I can't believe that forecourt machines inflate to that pressure can they? Maybe it was the other way around and she'd intended to set it to BAR and used PSI - leaving her 2PSI in her tyres - but then it'd have been flat and surely she'd have noticed.

I'm going to have to see what BAR reading they go up to now, she'd definitely got the wrong scale because it was at some ridiculous pressure.
2.8 bar is 40psi or thereabouts, maybe you misread?

Ari

19,352 posts

216 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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It was definitely a mad reading in whichever scale it was and would have been the right number in the other scale. But really struggling to figure out how now...

It's not a classic is it? biggrin

As you were, gentlemen. getmecoat

colonel c

7,890 posts

240 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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We were watching a repeat of the Top Gear Patagonia Special. (see clip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJYNggux4-A

Mrs said " Well I wouldn't want to be stuck out there eating beaver either".
How I kept a straight face I'll never know.


smithyithy

7,260 posts

119 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Ari said:
That's just reminded me. I was sat waiting at a petrol station to check my tyre pressures watching some woman with a Corsa do just one wheel (oddly). When she left and I pulled forward, I noticed that the digital display read a reasonable 28 or something - until I noticed it was set to read in BAR, not PSI!

Having written that, I've just looked up what 28 BAR is in PSI and it's just over 400 - I can't believe that forecourt machines inflate to that pressure can they? Maybe it was the other way around and she'd intended to set it to BAR and used PSI - leaving her 2PSI in her tyres - but then it'd have been flat and surely she'd have noticed.

I'm going to have to see what BAR reading they go up to now, she'd definitely got the wrong scale because it was at some ridiculous pressure.
I was filling up my sister's car tyres for her just before Xmas, and a young lass in front of me in a Fiat 500 filled her tyres up to the maximum pressure printed in her sidewalls.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Frimley111R said:
We were watching the Undatables last night and they went on a speed dating event with 1 minute each. Mrs 111R says 'Lets hope none have a stammer." hehe
That's very goodlaugh

uncle tez

530 posts

152 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Mrs asked me last night "how many fluorescent ounces are in a pint"

LivingTheDream

1,756 posts

180 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Not the Missus but 2 women talking on the train this morning..

'I can't wait for the summer, when the evenings are longer'

LiamB

7,942 posts

144 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Going up a steep hill at about 30 in the car and she comes out with this

GF: Lucky this car has hill assist eh?
Me: What?
GF: Well if it didn't wouldn't we have just rolled back down the hill?
Me: rofl


Paul_M3

2,372 posts

186 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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LivingTheDream said:
Not the Missus but 2 women talking on the train this morning..

'I can't wait for the summer, when the evenings are longer'
What's classic about that? confused

Billsnemesis

817 posts

238 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Paul_M3 said:
What's classic about that? confused
Evenings are always the same length. It is the amount of daylight that varies (unless you are moving close to the speed of light).

Paul_M3

2,372 posts

186 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Billsnemesis said:
Paul_M3 said:
What's classic about that? confused
Evenings are always the same length. It is the amount of daylight that varies (unless you are moving close to the speed of light).
I disagree. As far as I'm aware there is no defined period for 'evening' and it is completely subjective term.

I'm sure many people probably consider evening to end when the sun sets, which would make 'longer evenings' a perfectly valid description. It's certainly commonly used.

Even the telegraph has used it in headlines (albeit in the opposite way): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/financialservices/insur...

Edited by Paul_M3 on Thursday 4th February 19:07