Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Mum earlier in the week when complaining money hadnt arrived in my bank account
'But I went into the bank and they gave me your details'
Eh?? You went into my bank, told them you wanted Mr Condi's bank details and they just handed them over to you?! In which case I need to go have a very long chat with my bank manager about security protocols.
As it happened they wrote down HER details for her and so all she had achieved was to transfer money to herself...
'But I went into the bank and they gave me your details'
Eh?? You went into my bank, told them you wanted Mr Condi's bank details and they just handed them over to you?! In which case I need to go have a very long chat with my bank manager about security protocols.
As it happened they wrote down HER details for her and so all she had achieved was to transfer money to herself...
Condi said:
Mum earlier in the week when complaining money hadnt arrived in my bank account
'But I went into the bank and they gave me your details'
Eh?? You went into my bank, told them you wanted Mr Condi's bank details and they just handed them over to you?! In which case I need to go have a very long chat with my bank manager about security protocols.
As it happened they wrote down HER details for her and so all she had achieved was to transfer money to herself...
when even your mum tries to scam you'But I went into the bank and they gave me your details'
Eh?? You went into my bank, told them you wanted Mr Condi's bank details and they just handed them over to you?! In which case I need to go have a very long chat with my bank manager about security protocols.
As it happened they wrote down HER details for her and so all she had achieved was to transfer money to herself...
Paul_M3 said:
Billsnemesis said:
Paul_M3 said:
What's classic about that?
Evenings are always the same length. It is the amount of daylight that varies (unless you are moving close to the speed of light).I'm sure many people probably consider evening to end when the sun sets, which would make 'longer evenings' a perfectly valid description. It's certainly commonly used.
Even the telegraph has used it in headlines (albeit in the opposite way): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/financialservices/insur...
Edited by Paul_M3 on Thursday 4th February 19:07
'Fancy a couple of beers Thursday evening?'
'Sounds great - what time?'
'4 o clock?'
'That's the afternoon! How about 7?'
'It's dark then, that's Thursday night'
'Does it matter?'
'Hell yes!! You can't deprive me of my evenings!'
Scene - Utility Room
Household chore - cloths/bedspread washing and drying
Her - folding up washing off the line
Me - putting bedsheets in the washing machine
"what are you doing"?!
"zipping the duvet cover up"
"why"?
"it helps stop the sheets and pillow covers getting all balled-up inside it"
"but it wont clean it properly"
"you what"???!
"dont look at me like I'm stupid, the water won't get around and through the cover properly"
"holy st are you serious"?
"dont talk to me like that"
etc... etc...
Household chore - cloths/bedspread washing and drying
Her - folding up washing off the line
Me - putting bedsheets in the washing machine
"what are you doing"?!
"zipping the duvet cover up"
"why"?
"it helps stop the sheets and pillow covers getting all balled-up inside it"
"but it wont clean it properly"
"you what"???!
"dont look at me like I'm stupid, the water won't get around and through the cover properly"
"holy st are you serious"?
"dont talk to me like that"
etc... etc...
Was in the waiting room at A&E last night, waiting to be seen, missing is sitting directly opposite me. I strike up a conversation with the man next to me. He tells me that he a feels a bit of an arse, as he got sent in from work as he got knocked out by a car park barrier coming down on his head! Said he wanted to go home as he felt fine.
Fast forward an hour or so, I am told I'm ok and sent home. Talking to the Mrs on the way back to the car, tell her about my conversation earlier.
"Did you see the man I was talking to earlier?
"Yes"
"He was in a@e because a barrier fell down on his head and knocked him out"
(We are walking back towards the car park at this point)
"That was handy" she said.
What was I asked?
"That he was at a hospital when the barrier came down on his head
"Hmmmm"
Fast forward an hour or so, I am told I'm ok and sent home. Talking to the Mrs on the way back to the car, tell her about my conversation earlier.
"Did you see the man I was talking to earlier?
"Yes"
"He was in a@e because a barrier fell down on his head and knocked him out"
(We are walking back towards the car park at this point)
"That was handy" she said.
What was I asked?
"That he was at a hospital when the barrier came down on his head
"Hmmmm"
Edited by Trevatanus on Wednesday 17th February 14:23
jontykint said:
Scene - Utility Room
Household chore - cloths/bedspread washing and drying
Her - folding up washing off the line
Me - putting bedsheets in the washing machine
"what are you doing"?!
"zipping the duvet cover up"
"why"?
"it helps stop the sheets and pillow covers getting all balled-up inside it"
"but it wont clean it properly"
"you what"???!
"dont look at me like I'm stupid, the water won't get around and through the cover properly"
"holy st are you serious"?
"dont talk to me like that"
etc... etc...
Your duvet covers have zips?Household chore - cloths/bedspread washing and drying
Her - folding up washing off the line
Me - putting bedsheets in the washing machine
"what are you doing"?!
"zipping the duvet cover up"
"why"?
"it helps stop the sheets and pillow covers getting all balled-up inside it"
"but it wont clean it properly"
"you what"???!
"dont look at me like I'm stupid, the water won't get around and through the cover properly"
"holy st are you serious"?
"dont talk to me like that"
etc... etc...
GroundEffect said:
Mrs is a teacher. She's doing a project for the kids on sea-faring pioneers. She's doing Christopher Columbus.
Imagine the pain this brings me.
Imagine the pain this brings me.
Wikipedia said:
Columbus spearheaded the transatlantic slave trade and has been accused by several historians of initiating the genocide of the Hispaniola natives
What a nice chap.Jim the Sunderer said:
GroundEffect said:
Mrs is a teacher. She's doing a project for the kids on sea-faring pioneers. She's doing Christopher Columbus.
Imagine the pain this brings me.
Imagine the pain this brings me.
Wikipedia said:
Columbus spearheaded the transatlantic slave trade and has been accused by several historians of initiating the genocide of the Hispaniola natives
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