Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Timmy40 said:
This, from my Missus yesterday, in all seriousness.
"Are rabbits vegetarian then?"
When I laughed and said of course they bloody well are.
She got the grump and countered "Well they might not be, they might eat small animals like mice".
WTF? She's in her late 30's with a PHd and we live on a farm.
She may be right you kow"Are rabbits vegetarian then?"
When I laughed and said of course they bloody well are.
She got the grump and countered "Well they might not be, they might eat small animals like mice".
WTF? She's in her late 30's with a PHd and we live on a farm.
Usget said:
Alpacaman said:
One from my Mum, whilst talking to someone about my Dads funeral, instead of telling them it was a secular service she told them it was going to be sectarian. I had a vision of a group of men in balaclavas with pistols at the service.
Sorry about your Dad, but... Pothole said:
Cotty said:
Pothole said:
I'm getting married on Friday.
another one bites the dust My missus did the classic - I don't need to follow the signs to the venue, I know where I am going!
Yes, she was late in getting there.
She runs an internet business, with two computers, a laptop for general stuff, and a large screen desktop for photoshoppy stuff. I showed her how to use OneDrive for transferring stuff between them, it's great for getting pictures off her phone too.
This morning she's boohooing because she can't find any of her stuff, gigabytes of files are missing.
She only moved ALL of her business files onto OneDrive, then went to the desktop and got a warning that OneDrive was full. Yep, you guessed it, she emptied OneDrive on the desktop, "Because it's all on the laptop"
(thank feck she doesn't know about 'Mybook' and the NAS, it'll take an hour to "rescue" all her stuff, but I'm earning brownie points and 'favours' while I'm pretending to be a computer wizard )
This morning she's boohooing because she can't find any of her stuff, gigabytes of files are missing.
She only moved ALL of her business files onto OneDrive, then went to the desktop and got a warning that OneDrive was full. Yep, you guessed it, she emptied OneDrive on the desktop, "Because it's all on the laptop"
(thank feck she doesn't know about 'Mybook' and the NAS, it'll take an hour to "rescue" all her stuff, but I'm earning brownie points and 'favours' while I'm pretending to be a computer wizard )
Alex@POD said:
Usget said:
"Mexico City? Where's that?".... "Wait... it's in Mexico, right?"
I stare at her without saying anything.
"Well is it? Just tell me!!"
Once you got her convinced, as her where Kansas City is.I stare at her without saying anything.
"Well is it? Just tell me!!"
Peanut Gallery said:
Pothole said:
Cotty said:
Pothole said:
I'm getting married on Friday.
another one bites the dust My missus did the classic - I don't need to follow the signs to the venue, I know where I am going!
Yes, she was late in getting there.
We had one of those crap music video 'classics' channels on in the background. Tina comes on does her Goldeneye theme and we discuss that it's a good JB theme and was that the movie with the big satellite dish.
She then says, which movie was this the theme for, was it Die another day?
She then says, which movie was this the theme for, was it Die another day?
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