Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Evangelion said:
I once topped up a Capri with oil in Bristol, then drove it to Reading on the M4. As I came off the motorway I could smell oil so stopped as soon as I could. The underside of the bonnet lid was covered in it, as was much of the engine bay. Shame the car was white!
(Well it had been white up till then.)
All of the best car stories involve Capris. Fact!(Well it had been white up till then.)
StescoG66 said:
j4ckos mate said:
Came in last night after doing the garden
She's not been well in bed watching the tv
The Karen carpenter story was on so I said
'How longs this been on?'
She replied with 'it's only just begun'
dShe's not been well in bed watching the tv
The Karen carpenter story was on so I said
'How longs this been on?'
She replied with 'it's only just begun'
I mean, how truly thick are women?
How fking thick are they ?
Plank of wood thick ?
Two planks ?
Ten planks?
Please press the brake pedal five times and hold it down
Five more
Five
Again
Again
Again
Why won't this system bleed ?
Five more times
Again
Again
Again
Again
Again
Again
How's the pedal ?
The same??
Ffs I'll get a self bleed fro m Halfords
1 hour later
Funny, one press and it's bleeding.
It turns out she's been pressing the accelerator pedal
I mean
How many fking brake pedals are in fking front of you
How many
Mental
fking MentalMentalMental.
How fking thick are they ?
Plank of wood thick ?
Two planks ?
Ten planks?
Please press the brake pedal five times and hold it down
Five more
Five
Again
Again
Again
Why won't this system bleed ?
Five more times
Again
Again
Again
Again
Again
Again
How's the pedal ?
The same??
Ffs I'll get a self bleed fro m Halfords
1 hour later
Funny, one press and it's bleeding.
It turns out she's been pressing the accelerator pedal
I mean
How many fking brake pedals are in fking front of you
How many
Mental
fking MentalMentalMental.
stuttgartmetal said:
It turns out she's been pressing the accelerator pedal
I mean
How many fking brake pedals are in fking front of you
How many
Mental
fking MentalMentalMental.
To be fair, if she doesn't drive, it would probably have been worth checking she knew which was the brake pedal.I mean
How many fking brake pedals are in fking front of you
How many
Mental
fking MentalMentalMental.
If she does drive - it's probably time to take her off the road. Knowing which is the brake is fairly important...
Spydaman said:
On the second day of our holiday in Canada and in front of our daughter and her boyfriend she says
Do you think we'll see any beaver tomorrow?
After the ensuing hilarity she corrected herself to say she meant skunk.
Chances are pretty good that daughter's b/f willDo you think we'll see any beaver tomorrow?
After the ensuing hilarity she corrected herself to say she meant skunk.
Edited by Spydaman on Monday 6th June 04:38
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