Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Tuesday 7th June 2016
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Usget said:
"Who's Pele?"
Edson Arantes do Nascimento

You need to learn this.

stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

217 months

Tuesday 7th June 2016
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vx220 said:
Literally just opened this topic, while watching TV

A character on the program is talking about chemical castration, and mrsVX pipes up with, "what, they just take a tablet, and their balls drop off?"
Now that's funny.

vx220

2,692 posts

235 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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Not MrsVX this time, but someone I know talking about a pub near them, the "Howling Pussycat"...

Not the "Owl and Pussycat" then?

Hasbeen

2,073 posts

222 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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Not even anyone I know.

Years ago I ran tourist cruise boats in the Great Barrier Reef Whitsunday Islands. A mate owned the underwater observatory on Hook Island.

He bought a large ugly island ferry to run mainland tourists to the attraction. As a bit of fun, & to attract attention he named the boat the Happy Hooker.

A few weeks later I was stand by the gangway of one of our boats at boarding time when a very flustered lady, Shepherding 4 small children down the jetty came up to me, & asked if I was the happy harlot.

I was about to put on an offended act, but took pity on her, & directed her to the Hooker as the boat had become known.

Antony Moxey

8,097 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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SWMBO (annoyed): You always wake up far too early on a weekend.
Me: No I don't, it was a quarter to eight this morning.
SWMBO: It was much earlier than that, when I looked at the clock it had a seven in it.
Me:...

LivingTheDream

1,756 posts

180 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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i had a brilliant one yesterday when the boy was doing his homework. he had to think what things he would take on a space trip, amongst other things he suggested solar panels.


the mrs... 'They wouldn't work, its dark up there'


stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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You should've followed that up with the landing on the sun routine.
Its alright, we're going at night.

Ganglandboss

8,309 posts

204 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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Trabi601 said:
Usget said:
"Who's Pele?"
He's the bloke who can't get it up, isn't he? wink

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Tuesday 21st June 2016
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Ganglandboss said:
rofl

Vipers

32,908 posts

229 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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vx220 said:
Not MrsVX this time, but someone I know talking about a pub near them, the "Howling Pussycat"...

Not the "Owl and Pussycat" then?
Found one of those near Felixstowe last year when we were down there. Next to Morrisons. Lovely place, (not Morrisons).




smile

Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 22 June 17:25

LiamB

7,942 posts

144 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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GF the other day when watching the football and the Wales game was mentioned

GF: So is Wales a different country?

Me: What? rofl

GF: Okay so what about Scotland?

I jokingly left the room to her annoyance, she studies Psychology at Uni ffs! hehe

HTP99

22,606 posts

141 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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LiamB said:
GF the other day when watching the football and the Wales game was mentioned

GF: So is Wales a different country?

Me: What? rofl

GF: Okay so what about Scotland?

I jokingly left the room to her annoyance, she studies Psychology at Uni ffs! hehe
Not just my home then.

The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.

The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.

The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.
Nope, it's a country: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/wales/entries/1fa3ef03-...

PorkInsider

5,893 posts

142 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.

The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.
Don your helmet, man.

laugh

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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PorkInsider said:
Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.

The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.
Don your helmet, man.

laugh
Many, many people in Wales, including the TV sports commentators, still refer to Wales as a Principality. Hence the name of the building society.

towser44

3,497 posts

116 months

Wednesday 22nd June 2016
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Trabi601 said:
PorkInsider said:
Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.

The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.
Don your helmet, man.

laugh
Many, many people in Wales, including the TV sports commentators, still refer to Wales as a Principality. Hence the name of the building society.
Is that because they have a Prince Charles?

Frimley111R

15,689 posts

235 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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Mrs 111R - What time is it?
Me - I have no idea
Mrs 111R - Is it 8.30?

skeggysteve

5,724 posts

218 months

Thursday 23rd June 2016
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We needed some new kitchen scissors and my Wife was ordering some other stuff on Tesco Direct so got the new scissors in the same order.

Order delivered today.

I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.

She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.

I thought it best not to say anything!

Usget

5,426 posts

212 months

Friday 24th June 2016
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skeggysteve said:
We needed some new kitchen scissors and my Wife was ordering some other stuff on Tesco Direct so got the new scissors in the same order.

Order delivered today.

I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.

She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.

I thought it best not to say anything!
Schroedinger's scissors? (Is that like Occam's Razor?)