Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Not even anyone I know.
Years ago I ran tourist cruise boats in the Great Barrier Reef Whitsunday Islands. A mate owned the underwater observatory on Hook Island.
He bought a large ugly island ferry to run mainland tourists to the attraction. As a bit of fun, & to attract attention he named the boat the Happy Hooker.
A few weeks later I was stand by the gangway of one of our boats at boarding time when a very flustered lady, Shepherding 4 small children down the jetty came up to me, & asked if I was the happy harlot.
I was about to put on an offended act, but took pity on her, & directed her to the Hooker as the boat had become known.
Years ago I ran tourist cruise boats in the Great Barrier Reef Whitsunday Islands. A mate owned the underwater observatory on Hook Island.
He bought a large ugly island ferry to run mainland tourists to the attraction. As a bit of fun, & to attract attention he named the boat the Happy Hooker.
A few weeks later I was stand by the gangway of one of our boats at boarding time when a very flustered lady, Shepherding 4 small children down the jetty came up to me, & asked if I was the happy harlot.
I was about to put on an offended act, but took pity on her, & directed her to the Hooker as the boat had become known.
vx220 said:
Not MrsVX this time, but someone I know talking about a pub near them, the "Howling Pussycat"...
Not the "Owl and Pussycat" then?
Found one of those near Felixstowe last year when we were down there. Next to Morrisons. Lovely place, (not Morrisons).Not the "Owl and Pussycat" then?
Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 22 June 17:25
LiamB said:
GF the other day when watching the football and the Wales game was mentioned
GF: So is Wales a different country?
Me: What?
GF: Okay so what about Scotland?
I jokingly left the room to her annoyance, she studies Psychology at Uni ffs!
Not just my home then. GF: So is Wales a different country?
Me: What?
GF: Okay so what about Scotland?
I jokingly left the room to her annoyance, she studies Psychology at Uni ffs!
The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.
The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
PorkInsider said:
Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.
The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
Trabi601 said:
PorkInsider said:
Trabi601 said:
HTP99 said:
Not just my home then.
The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
It isn't. It's technically a principality.The wife had an argument with the eldest last week, she (wife) was adamant that Wales wasn't a country; give me strength!!
We needed some new kitchen scissors and my Wife was ordering some other stuff on Tesco Direct so got the new scissors in the same order.
Order delivered today.
I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.
She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.
I thought it best not to say anything!
skeggysteve said:
We needed some new kitchen scissors and my Wife was ordering some other stuff on Tesco Direct so got the new scissors in the same order.
Order delivered today.
I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.
She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.
I thought it best not to say anything!
Schroedinger's scissors? (Is that like Occam's Razor?)Order delivered today.
I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.
She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.
I thought it best not to say anything!
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