Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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skeggysteve said:
We needed some new kitchen scissors and my Wife was ordering some other stuff on Tesco Direct so got the new scissors in the same order.
Order delivered today.
I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.
She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.
I thought it best not to say anything!
Schroedinger's scissors? (Is that like Occam's Razor?)Order delivered today.
I used the new scissors and said to my wife that they were better than our old ones.
She say says 'Yes they opened the Tesco parcel very easily'.
I thought it best not to say anything!
Wife's best friend here in Bulgaria just phoned her pension office in the UK to see what would happen with her pension after Brexit.
After asking several unanswerable questions she said:
"I've just checked the exchange rate and I'm going to be 500 Leva short this month, will you be paying me extra?"
As she gently placed the receiver back on the rest she said, quietly:
"They just told me to f
k off!"
After asking several unanswerable questions she said:
"I've just checked the exchange rate and I'm going to be 500 Leva short this month, will you be paying me extra?"
As she gently placed the receiver back on the rest she said, quietly:
"They just told me to f
k off!"karona said:
Wife's best friend here in Bulgaria just phoned her pension office in the UK to see what would happen with her pension after Brexit.
After asking several unanswerable questions she said:
"I've just checked the exchange rate and I'm going to be 500 Leva short this month, will you be paying me extra?"
As she gently placed the receiver back on the rest she said, quietly:
"They just told me to fk off!"
After asking several unanswerable questions she said:
"I've just checked the exchange rate and I'm going to be 500 Leva short this month, will you be paying me extra?"
As she gently placed the receiver back on the rest she said, quietly:
"They just told me to f
k off!"
wack said:
Neither of us work Thursday mornings so about 9am my wife and I wandered over to the community centre to vote
My wife went in first , when she came out she said good job we weren't working it's only open until 10
FFS
My wife went in first , when she came out she said good job we weren't working it's only open until 10
FFS
I think it was Churchill who said the best argument against democracy was a 5 minute chat with the average voter.
carlpea said:
Please, please, please tell me that's a spoof. It's got to be...........hasn't it? Surely? Must be?wolfracesonic said:
carlpea said:
Please, please, please tell me that's a spoof. It's got to be...........hasn't it? Surely? Must be?hairyben said:
She's normally not so daft but the other day....
"Yours is on the right" refering to two plates, she's at the sink and has her back to them. I pick the one on the right up.
Mrs turns around "No the other one I meant my right when my back was turned"
Easily done I would have thought--not really something you would want your other half to see as a put down."Yours is on the right" refering to two plates, she's at the sink and has her back to them. I pick the one on the right up.
Mrs turns around "No the other one I meant my right when my back was turned"
ApOrbital said:
Not sure youtube or fb pay enough to be rich.
Are you sure about that...?http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/world/10-riche...
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