Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Trabi601 said:
D-Angle said:
Not really a classic quote, but Mrs D-Angle went for a massage recently and accidentally ended up booking into a rub-and-tug shop. Does that qualify for this thread?
Did she have a happy ending?93DW said:
Not the Mrs but a girl I worked with a few years back at Halfords.
Customer: Can you tell me where you keep the philips screwdrivers
Her: No sorry sir we only sell Halfords screwdrivers
Cue me and the customer absolutely rolling around laughing.
Reminded me of the girl in the ironmongers when a customer asked for a "bd file"Customer: Can you tell me where you keep the philips screwdrivers
Her: No sorry sir we only sell Halfords screwdrivers
Cue me and the customer absolutely rolling around laughing.
Vipers said:
93DW said:
Not the Mrs but a girl I worked with a few years back at Halfords.
Customer: Can you tell me where you keep the philips screwdrivers
Her: No sorry sir we only sell Halfords screwdrivers
Cue me and the customer absolutely rolling around laughing.
Reminded me of the girl in the ironmongers when a customer asked for a "bd file"Customer: Can you tell me where you keep the philips screwdrivers
Her: No sorry sir we only sell Halfords screwdrivers
Cue me and the customer absolutely rolling around laughing.
I asked a girl in our local parts & accessary shop for a points file. I had all 4 youngsters behind the counter looking at me like I was from another planet when I started explaining about points & distributors & stuff.
The manager must have heard this & appeared with one, gave it to me as a gift, then started training his staff.
theshrew said:
Not the Mrs but a lady that attended the same speed awareness course as me today.
This lady had been caught by the same static camera twice in a month ( even though she knew the camera was there )
She now avoids that road so she doesn't get caught again !
Bloke on my course got caught by the fixed speed camera he installed, karma at it's best!This lady had been caught by the same static camera twice in a month ( even though she knew the camera was there )
She now avoids that road so she doesn't get caught again !
AClownsPocket said:
Playing a quiz with family. Sister in law is asked the question 'In a survey of 100 Chinese people, who did they say was the most famous historical Chinese person?'.
Her answer 'Ken Hom'.
We fell about the place laughing.
She has a history degree...........
Absolute comedy gold; you weren't the only ones who fell about laughing, that is bloody funny. Her answer 'Ken Hom'.
We fell about the place laughing.
She has a history degree...........
AClownsPocket said:
Playing a quiz with family. Sister in law is asked the question 'In a survey of 100 Chinese people, who did they say was the most famous historical Chinese person?'.
Her answer 'Ken Hom'.
We fell about the place laughing.
She has a history degree...........
Quite right to laugh, everybody knows it's Lang Lang.Her answer 'Ken Hom'.
We fell about the place laughing.
She has a history degree...........
theshrew said:
Not the Mrs but a lady that attended the same speed awareness course as me today.
This lady had been caught by the same static camera twice in a month ( even though she knew the camera was there )
She now avoids that road so she doesn't get caught again !
My ex was a real speed freak, and when I first met her I gave her written directions to my house (it was before satnav) with a very prominent note about one stretch of road "DO NOT SPEED HERE - SPEED TRAPS"; it was a local hotspot famous for them.This lady had been caught by the same static camera twice in a month ( even though she knew the camera was there )
She now avoids that road so she doesn't get caught again !
She picked up 9 points along that stretch in 3 weeks. Unbelievable. She spent the next three years having to drive like a tortoise. Actually that's total bks: no she didn't - I'd still regularly catch her getting wound up and starting to race people on the motorway.
She did have vast breasts though. Vast.
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