Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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Cotty

39,564 posts

285 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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Its a cuttlefish supposed to be quite nice.

Steamer

13,860 posts

214 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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stuttgartmetal said:
In South of France
In a fish restaurant
Her: I'm gonna try something new. Ooh that sounds nice. I'll have the Seiche

Google seiche poisson image

It was rubbery.
A Chinese fish restaurant?

getmecoat

Guvernator

13,160 posts

166 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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While we were courting with my now OH, we went away on our first holiday together. We both enjoy driving so decided on a fly drive type holiday. We fly to our destination and pick up the hire car. The hire care had no Sat Nav but the car hire place had helpfully provided us with a nice big fold out map. I was first dibs on driving so we set off with the OH on navigation duties. Now at this point we hadn't been together long enough for me to know how good her navigation skills were but she has 2 university degrees and was competent enough on many other things to not be a concern.....or so I thought.

At any rate we set off with her confidently calling out turns and headings until about 2 hours later I noticed the road signs were showing signs for a city that shouldn't be in our direction of travel. Now having only taken a brief glance at the map before we set off, I wasn't a hundred percent so asked the dreaded question "Are you sure we are going the right way" to which she replied "of course we are, look" at which point she confidently shoved the map in my face.....she was holding it upside down and we'd been heading in the wrong direction for over 2 hours!

Of course being the good husband I am, I NEVER EVER mention this incident whenever the subject of navigation comes up. wink

Edited by Guvernator on Wednesday 17th August 12:02

Evangelion

7,729 posts

179 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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You went on a FIST holiday? Pervert.

Guvernator

13,160 posts

166 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
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Evangelion said:
You went on a FIST holiday? Pervert.
Err move along, nothing to see here. wink

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

220 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Wife yesterday. We were discussing tax, marriage etc and she pipes up with:

Her: "Why don't they allow married couples to combine their salary."

Me: "Why would we want to do that?"

Her: "Because our combined salary would put us in the 50% tax bracket which would be better than both of us being in the 40% tax bracket individually. We'd pay less tax."

Me: "Erm.......really? You might want to think about that for a second"

Her: "Oh!"

She has a PhD in chemical engineering hehe

Apparently she thought that being in the 50% tax bracket as a combined salary would mean we only paid 25% each biggrin




xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Moonhawk said:
Wife yesterday. We were discussing tax, marriage etc and she pipes up with:

Her: "Why don't they allow married couples to combine their salary."

Me: "Why would we want to do that?"

Her: "Because our combined salary would put us in the 50% tax bracket which would be better than both of us being in the 40% tax bracket individually. We'd pay less tax."

Me: "Erm.......really? You might want to think about that for a second"

Her: "Oh!"

She has a PhD in chemical engineering hehe

Apparently she thought that being in the 50% tax bracket as a combined salary would mean we only paid 25% each biggrin
And in her scenario you'd also only get one tax free allowance of £10k-whatever-it-is instead of two.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Guvernator said:
While we were courting with my now OH, we went away on our first holiday together. We both enjoy driving so decided on a fly drive type holiday. We fly to our destination and pick up the hire car. The hire care had no Sat Nav but the car hire place had helpfully provided us with a nice big fold out map. I was first dibs on driving so we set off with the OH on navigation duties. Now at this point we hadn't been together long enough for me to know how good her navigation skills were but she has 2 university degrees and was competent enough on many other things to not be a concern.....or so I thought.

At any rate we set off with her confidently calling out turns and headings until about 2 hours later I noticed the road signs were showing signs for a city that shouldn't be in our direction of travel. Now having only taken a brief glance at the map before we set off, I wasn't a hundred percent so asked the dreaded question "Are you sure we are going the right way" to which she replied "of course we are, look" at which point she confidently shoved the map in my face.....she was holding it upside down and we'd been heading in the wrong direction for over 2 hours!

Of course being the good husband I am, I NEVER EVER mention this incident whenever the subject of navigation comes up. wink

Edited by Guvernator on Wednesday 17th August 12:02
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.

CanAm

9,227 posts

273 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
Mine obviously can't read maps and is a bit unsure on all this complicated left/right business too. Luckily she gets sick if she tries to read in a car so her map reading skills are never called upon. smile

Carthage

4,261 posts

145 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
Men can't drive safely, that's been proven.

So maybe the answer is for the men to read the maps, and the women to drive?

(Awaits flaming).

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

240 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Carthage said:
CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
Men can't drive safely, that's been proven.

So maybe the answer is for the men to read the maps, and the women to drive?

(Awaits flaming).
No flaming from me. We're off to the pub dear, you're driving biggrin

davek_964

8,826 posts

176 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Guvernator said:
While we were courting with my now OH, we went away on our first holiday together. We both enjoy driving so decided on a fly drive type holiday. We fly to our destination and pick up the hire car. The hire care had no Sat Nav but the car hire place had helpfully provided us with a nice big fold out map. I was first dibs on driving so we set off with the OH on navigation duties. Now at this point we hadn't been together long enough for me to know how good her navigation skills were but she has 2 university degrees and was competent enough on many other things to not be a concern.....or so I thought.

At any rate we set off with her confidently calling out turns and headings until about 2 hours later I noticed the road signs were showing signs for a city that shouldn't be in our direction of travel. Now having only taken a brief glance at the map before we set off, I wasn't a hundred percent so asked the dreaded question "Are you sure we are going the right way" to which she replied "of course we are, look" at which point she confidently shoved the map in my face.....she was holding it upside down and we'd been heading in the wrong direction for over 2 hours!

Of course being the good husband I am, I NEVER EVER mention this incident whenever the subject of navigation comes up. wink

Edited by Guvernator on Wednesday 17th August 12:02
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
Not sure how you could manage that for 2 hours though. If you think you're travelling down a certain road, and expecting to turn right at the A6 or whatever - shouldn't it be obvious fairly quickly that the roads don't match the map? Not only would you be finding the wrongly named roads, you'd presumably also be finding that there should / shouldn't be a turn where there was / wasn't.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Carthage said:
CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
Men can't drive safely, that's been proven.

So maybe the answer is for the men to read the maps, and the women to drive?

(Awaits flaming).
I'm happy with that, they need the practice. As long as there's no looking at the phones at the same time.

RammyMP

6,784 posts

154 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Carthage said:
CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
Men can't drive safely, that's been proven.

So maybe the answer is for the men to read the maps, and the women to drive?

(Awaits flaming).
That's what me and the missus do when we go on holiday, it's brilliant, it means I can get pissed!

Ginetta G15 Girl

3,220 posts

185 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
rolleyes


Utter drivel.

viscountdallara

2,818 posts

146 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Ginetta G15 Girl said:
rolleyes


Utter drivel.
Indeed.



That is where we intended going last weekend.
We ended up in Upper Back Bottom !... Lincolnshire I believe !

TwigtheWonderkid

43,400 posts

151 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Ginetta G15 Girl said:
CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
rolleyes


Utter drivel.
Don't indulge the fool. PH is full of blokes who can sum up 3.5 billion people in a sentence.

Never argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Never argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Original.

I was only kidding anyway.

LarryUSA

4,319 posts

257 months

Friday 19th August 2016
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Ginetta G15 Girl said:
CaptainSlow said:
Women can't read maps, that's been proven.
rolleyes

Utter drivel.
Many years ago we led a fleet of 11 MR2's to the Nürburgring for a long weekend. My wife was navigating via maps (no sat nav then) and was doing a great job, until we got to Brussells where we missed the ring road turning. We had to do a U-turn and we lost a couple of people. Some while later they catch up in a rest area and were making derisory remarks. My wife told them to navigate instead if they weren't happy - not one of them wanted to and not another word was said about it all trip smile

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

180 months

Saturday 20th August 2016
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My wife has just told me that the ONE thing she hates about being a human is having to poo!

When I pointed out that non humans poo as well she said the whole thing is awful. She waited 33 years of married life to confirm what I already knew. She's bonkers.