Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Skyedriver said:
Been holding back but keep humming
"Whale Kipper whelk=um in the ell-ands
I thought it was "Whale kipper whelk hum in the eel side" (c) I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again circa 1970."Whale Kipper whelk=um in the ell-ands
Ah, nearly right: link - lots more fishy puns there.
Edited by Nimby on Wednesday 15th February 09:52
One from Master Blib.
Some of his mates bought him a retro record player for his birthday. The carry-case type. Along with some records.
He eagerly set it up and after a quick lesson from me, placed the arm down onto the disk.
After a few minutes listening to Eminem, he turned to me and asked, "How do you pause it"
Some of his mates bought him a retro record player for his birthday. The carry-case type. Along with some records.
He eagerly set it up and after a quick lesson from me, placed the arm down onto the disk.
After a few minutes listening to Eminem, he turned to me and asked, "How do you pause it"
Blib said:
One from Master Blib.
Some of his mates bought him a retro record player for his birthday. The carry-case type. Along with some records.
He eagerly set it up and after a quick lesson from me, placed the arm down onto the disk.
After a few minutes listening to Eminem, he turned to me and asked, "How do you pause it"
Thats as bad as when I took my mother to buy a new car, she wasnt interested in the engine or much else. The only question she asked the salesman was;Some of his mates bought him a retro record player for his birthday. The carry-case type. Along with some records.
He eagerly set it up and after a quick lesson from me, placed the arm down onto the disk.
After a few minutes listening to Eminem, he turned to me and asked, "How do you pause it"
'Does it have a radiogram?'
Robbo 27 said:
Thats as bad as when I took my mother to buy a new car, she wasnt interested in the engine or much else. The only question she asked the salesman was;
'Does it have a radiogram?'
My grandmother allegedly got out of a car to have a look on the roof for the overhead cam that the salesman was discussing with my grandfather...'Does it have a radiogram?'
sc0tt said:
Blown2CV said:
i think there are more men with secret bodily/sexual weirdnesses than women... either that or women are better at making up the tales. Mrs 2CV's mate reckons she once pulled a guy who's nob was the same size and shape as a button mushroom. Another a guy with bks the size of cricket balls. Another reckons that a bloke she pulled emitted a tiny foul-smelling squeaky fart from his penis before 'the moment'. She chundered immediately and then got an eyeful.
Hold up.He farted out of his cock.
Classics from PH'ers....
"Suck love, suck! 'Blow job' is just a figure of speech!"
RammyMP said:
Vipers said:
Just bought a fold out bed for our visitors coming later in the year.
I said to the OH "It comes with a lifetime guarantee"
She said "It will probably outlive me then".......
God, my mums started saying stuff like that (she's 70). The latest quote "I'm going to get a new car, fancy a Honda Jazz... that'll see me out!"I said to the OH "It comes with a lifetime guarantee"
She said "It will probably outlive me then".......
I doubt it, his mum passed at 93 and his two aunties at 98 and 107 (the latter lived in three different centuries and Queen Victoria reigned when she was a little girl!)
Nimby said:
Skyedriver said:
Been holding back but keep humming
"Whale Kipper whelk=um in the ell-ands
I thought it was "Whale kipper whelk hum in the eel side" (c) I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again circa 1970."Whale Kipper whelk=um in the ell-ands
Ah, nearly right: link - lots more fishy puns there.
Edited by Nimby on Wednesday 15th February 09:52
Always liked the dinner party anouncements
Mr & Mrs .... and the son/daughter etc
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