Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Future Mrs Ninja (getting married in June)...
Dreams:
She had a dream that (she usually has some mad dreams) that the Nazis were still around and were looting. In a Robin Hood type moment I had stolen their cocaine. They were after me and had started threatening her, her family and my parents. When she was saying this I just looked at her speechless.
The absolute best one though from her is she was collecting pillows for theatre (she works for the NHS), in so doing decided to try and take my pillow from under my head that I was asleep on! I woke up when she was attempting this and simply said "No one takes my f*cking pillow!"
Wales:
Bless her she is originally from Kent, me from NW England near Wales. We were visiting my parents and she piped up on a drive in to Wales, and said I asked my mum whether I should bring my passport to get in to Wales. I just started laughing, her mum found the funny side (sort of), by simply saying "Really?" (her mum uses this phrase often!)
I have had the keyboard/Ipad one as well guys, but in reverse it is fine for her to be on her phone...I have given up on this one.
Dreams:
She had a dream that (she usually has some mad dreams) that the Nazis were still around and were looting. In a Robin Hood type moment I had stolen their cocaine. They were after me and had started threatening her, her family and my parents. When she was saying this I just looked at her speechless.
The absolute best one though from her is she was collecting pillows for theatre (she works for the NHS), in so doing decided to try and take my pillow from under my head that I was asleep on! I woke up when she was attempting this and simply said "No one takes my f*cking pillow!"
Wales:
Bless her she is originally from Kent, me from NW England near Wales. We were visiting my parents and she piped up on a drive in to Wales, and said I asked my mum whether I should bring my passport to get in to Wales. I just started laughing, her mum found the funny side (sort of), by simply saying "Really?" (her mum uses this phrase often!)
I have had the keyboard/Ipad one as well guys, but in reverse it is fine for her to be on her phone...I have given up on this one.
Edited by Ninja59 on Thursday 16th March 13:10
Skyedriver said:
SilverSixer said:
matchmaker said:
"Stop snoring!"
FFS, I'm not even asleep yet!
You know what, I get exactly the same thing. I'm lying there, thinking I'm trying to get to sleep, but she thinks I'm snoring. It's been going on for years. I can't imagine any reason why she'd do this for 20 years without it being real, so I have to conclude that there is some kind of state I can be in, in which my mind thinks it's awake but the body's asleep and the mind doesn't know the body is snoring. Or something.FFS, I'm not even asleep yet!
Apparently I also snore with my mouth fully closed - it's a condition discussed on the Health Matters forum
Hasbeen said:
john2443 said:
My wife of 22 years made me coffee yesterday and put sugar in it. I stopped taking sugar before I met her.
Bet her new boyfriend does.Gargamel said:
Dagnir said:
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What's wrong with that?
Nothing as such, they do taste different. What's wrong with that?
However in the end they are all dried grapes
SilverSixer said:
Gargamel said:
Dagnir said:
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What's wrong with that?
Nothing as such, they do taste different. What's wrong with that?
However in the end they are all dried grapes
Not MrsVX, lady at work. We've just finished watching one of the Hulk films with the kids we work with, and theirs a bit where he's running about in British Columbia. One of the lads asks where it is, and before I can say "Canada" she says "Colombia"...
...and as I'm not his favourite member of staff today, kid immediately sides with her and calls me an in idiot!!!
...and as I'm not his favourite member of staff today, kid immediately sides with her and calls me an in idiot!!!
Was at the Royal Marines Museum in Portsmouth for a wedding yesterday.
My lady friend and I were walking through and she jokingly went to dispose of a drinks bottle in this "bin".
I stopped her as I thought she was serious and told her it was a 16 inch shell casing.
"That's from a big gun..How do they carry them around?" Came her reply.
My lady friend and I were walking through and she jokingly went to dispose of a drinks bottle in this "bin".
I stopped her as I thought she was serious and told her it was a 16 inch shell casing.
"That's from a big gun..How do they carry them around?" Came her reply.
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