Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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Watching the start of the film Alcatraz.

"So Alcatraz was a prison, right?"

Ten minutes later

"Alcatraz wasn't, like, a nice prison, was it?"

No darling, it wasn't, that's why Clint is so keen on escaping from it.

HTP99

22,553 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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I try not to talk politics with the wife, however she was asking about the general election announcement earlier as "you know about that sort of thing ", I explained why there has been a general election call and she responded with "well according to my timeline (FB I assume) the Lib Dems are going to win", I laughed and she responded with "aren't we Lib Dem and Conservative?".

It's a worry!

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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stuttgartmetal said:
Norwich
Burma?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Whilst watching the F1 the other day my wife glances up at the screen and sees Lewis/Valteri's car with the sponsorship across the rear wing.

"Petronas - like in Harry Potter?"

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Shakermaker said:
Whilst watching the F1 the other day my wife glances up at the screen and sees Lewis/Valteri's car with the sponsorship across the rear wing.

"Petronas - like in Harry Potter?"
Bloody product placement gets everywhere!!

Vipers

32,886 posts

228 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Driving down the A90 toward Stonehaven I noticed a lovely wind jammer out at sea, I said to the OH "Look at that old sailing ship.

She said "Oh when is the Cutty Sark coming back to Aberdeen"

I said "As it's in a sort of dry dock in Greenwich, not in the forseable future, do you mean the tall ships"

She said "Oh that's what I meant".

Edited by Vipers on Thursday 20th April 22:23

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Speed 3 said:
Reminds me of a discussion with a mate a few years ago about why taxis drive on sidelights only at night. He wouldn't have it that it reduced fuel consumption and I gave up trying to explain, muttering about Newtonian laws. Tragedy was, he was an avionics engineer for a major airline with an Engineering degree.....

rolleyes
I'm afraid I'm with your mate on this one. Whilst I get the theory about extra load on the alternator, I can't believe that in practice it makes a noticeable, or even measurable, difference.

driverrob

4,688 posts

203 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Ari said:
I'm afraid I'm with your mate on this one. Whilst I get the theory about extra load on the alternator, I can't believe that in practice it makes a noticeable, or even measurable, difference.
Just done a quick calculation and 100W of extra lighting will cost 0.134 bhp. How much difference that will make to fuel consumption will depend on many factors but it will be negligible (but not zero).

CR6ZZ

1,313 posts

145 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Unpacking some newly delivered left hand thread 5/8 UNF nuts for some rod ends last night and sister-in-law (who is staying for a couple of days) asks "Are they left hand thread because you are left handed?"

Speed 3

4,569 posts

119 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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driverrob said:
Ari said:
I'm afraid I'm with your mate on this one. Whilst I get the theory about extra load on the alternator, I can't believe that in practice it makes a noticeable, or even measurable, difference.
Just done a quick calculation and 100W of extra lighting will cost 0.134 bhp. How much difference that will make to fuel consumption will depend on many factors but it will be negligible (but not zero).
Aye, I know its negligible but that's not how a lot of handed-down practice gets adopted, you still see them do it now even with much lower consumption lighting systems. I was also explaining to him how heated windscreens, aircon etc all source their ultimate power from the one and only input fuel source but he still didn't get it. He probably thought the earth's magnetic field was generating the "free" electrical energy.....

GT03ROB

13,263 posts

221 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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My apartment is by the sea & I overlook a small boat launching harbour which forms a very small crescent shaped bay. Wife looked down on it & said "ooh look...all the water has evaporated... how does it it refill?". I'd like to say she was joking , but she was deadly serious.

CanAm

9,209 posts

272 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Aircon makes a measurable difference to fuel consumption. Not a huge amount but noticeable on the on board computer. One of the mags did a test once running a car with and without it switched on and with windows open and closed at various speeds. Fuel consumption was better at motorway speeds with air con on rather than windows open.

ColinM50

2,631 posts

175 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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If you've ever been to Sharm el Sheik in Egypt you'll have seen this. All the taxis only drive on sidelights to save on electricity and most local buses, the small ten seater Transit type, don't use any lights at all.

Mind you thinking about it now, maybe it's to make them invisible to night time air attacks

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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CanAm said:
Aircon makes a measurable difference to fuel consumption. Not a huge amount but noticeable on the on board computer. One of the mags did a test once running a car with and without it switched on and with windows open and closed at various speeds. Fuel consumption was better at motorway speeds with air con on rather than windows open.
Yes, Mythbusters also did this test. Their experiments were that at speeds above about 50mph, aircon was better than windows down, but below 50mph, the windows open was better.

I think more modern aircon systems are considerably more efficient than what they tested though.

CanAm

9,209 posts

272 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Shakermaker said:
Yes, Mythbusters also did this test. Their experiments were that at speeds above about 50mph, aircon was better than windows down, but below 50mph, the windows open was better.

I think more modern aircon systems are considerably more efficient than what they tested though.
Agreed. Even so, in steady state running my computer shows a difference in fuel consumption when the air con is switched on. I'll test the actual figures later.

Evangelion

7,729 posts

178 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Perhaps it was a Quo gig, and they were Status Cymbals.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

129 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Vipers said:
Driving down the A90 toward Stonehaven I noticed a lovely wind jammer out at sea, I said to the OH "Look at that old sailing ship.

She said "Oh when is the Cutty Sark coming back to Aberdeen"

I said "As it's in a sort of dry dock in Greenwich, not in the forseable future, do you mean the tall ships"

She said "Oh that's what I meant".

Edited by Vipers on Thursday 20th April 22:23
Whoosh parrot for me on that one.

Peanut Gallery

2,428 posts

110 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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vtecyo said:
Whoosh parrot for me on that one.
The Cutty Sark is a specific tall ship, currently permanently moored in south-east London, and will not be moving in the foreseeable future.

Looking over my shoulder, no tall ships are in Aberdeen harbour yet.

vtecyo

2,122 posts

129 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Ah. Got it - thanks.

Long Drax

744 posts

170 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Peanut Gallery said:
The Cutty Sark is a specific tall ship, currently permanently moored in south-east London, and will not be moving in the foreseeable future.

Looking over my shoulder, no tall ships are in Aberdeen harbour yet.
Any short ships, perhaps? Anything else of interest to report in the harbour? I'm very bored, mate.

TIA.