Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Not the Mrs, but a female member of staff.
We've been moving offices this week and our new office has an enquiry desk with a glass-fronted door which faces east.
Said member of staff approached me this afternoon.
She: "I've tried not to complain about the move, but the sun is right in your eyes when you're sat at the front counter."
Me: "Yes, I know. I've got a solution though - I've arranged for the moon to pass in front of the sun on Friday so it should be much better."
She: "Oh, right, thanks. But I don't work on Fridays."
We've been moving offices this week and our new office has an enquiry desk with a glass-fronted door which faces east.
Said member of staff approached me this afternoon.
She: "I've tried not to complain about the move, but the sun is right in your eyes when you're sat at the front counter."
Me: "Yes, I know. I've got a solution though - I've arranged for the moon to pass in front of the sun on Friday so it should be much better."
She: "Oh, right, thanks. But I don't work on Fridays."
My Mrs was quite convinced that a Robin Reliant was a product of a bad accident where the owner couldn't afford a fourth wheel so just went with three. she was about 18 when this came out in front a large group of us at the pub. I'm not sure she (or we) have ever recovered from the laughter that ensued!
MiloD said:
My Mrs was quite convinced that a Robin Reliant was a product of a bad accident where the owner couldn't afford a fourth wheel so just went with three. she was about 18 when this came out in front a large group of us at the pub. I'm not sure she (or we) have ever recovered from the laughter that ensued!
It's a Reliant Robin and you should know that being on Pistonheads. Willy Nilly said:
MiloD said:
My Mrs was quite convinced that a Robin Reliant was a product of a bad accident where the owner couldn't afford a fourth wheel so just went with three. she was about 18 when this came out in front a large group of us at the pub. I'm not sure she (or we) have ever recovered from the laughter that ensued!
It's a Reliant Robin and you should know that being on Pistonheads. 
king around!CanAm said:
Not Mrs CanAm, but a mate's wife:-
He: Don't forget to watch the solar eclipse on Friday.
She: What time will it happen?
He: About 8:45 to 9:30.
She: In the morning or at night?
He: I'll give you a clue; it's a Solar Eclipse.......
I just came to post an almost identical classic.He: Don't forget to watch the solar eclipse on Friday.
She: What time will it happen?
He: About 8:45 to 9:30.
She: In the morning or at night?
He: I'll give you a clue; it's a Solar Eclipse.......
I'd said the boy was excited to see the solar eclipse and that he had told me the moon passes in front of the sun tomorrow(proud, he's only 5)
Her - what time is it happening
Me - about 9.30
Her - at night?
Me - think about it.
Her - this is going on classic from the Mrs isn't it?
Blown2CV said:
Willy Nilly said:
MiloD said:
My Mrs was quite convinced that a Robin Reliant was a product of a bad accident where the owner couldn't afford a fourth wheel so just went with three. she was about 18 when this came out in front a large group of us at the pub. I'm not sure she (or we) have ever recovered from the laughter that ensued!
It's a Reliant Robin and you should know that being on Pistonheads. king around!TwigtheWonderkid said:
Ari said:
Pothole said:
Not my Mrs, but female at work describe being scared as a child...apparently she went as white as a sheep.
I think these are my favourites! This one is just too good not to...
Backstory is that none of the family (wife and two daughters) ever have any idea where their phones are so generally we use another phone that we can find (i.e. mine!) to call the missing one and hope it is not on silent and has some charge in the battery.
Back to the story
Billette major to Mrs Bills: Mum, can I borrow your phone?
Mrs Bills: Yes if you can find it
Billette major: It's the thing in your hand you are surfing the internet on...
Backstory is that none of the family (wife and two daughters) ever have any idea where their phones are so generally we use another phone that we can find (i.e. mine!) to call the missing one and hope it is not on silent and has some charge in the battery.
Back to the story
Billette major to Mrs Bills: Mum, can I borrow your phone?
Mrs Bills: Yes if you can find it
Billette major: It's the thing in your hand you are surfing the internet on...
Bullett said:
CanAm said:
Not Mrs CanAm, but a mate's wife:-
He: Don't forget to watch the solar eclipse on Friday.
She: What time will it happen?
He: About 8:45 to 9:30.
She: In the morning or at night?
He: I'll give you a clue; it's a Solar Eclipse.......
I just came to post an almost identical classic.He: Don't forget to watch the solar eclipse on Friday.
She: What time will it happen?
He: About 8:45 to 9:30.
She: In the morning or at night?
He: I'll give you a clue; it's a Solar Eclipse.......
I'd said the boy was excited to see the solar eclipse and that he had told me the moon passes in front of the sun tomorrow(proud, he's only 5)
Her - what time is it happening
Me - about 9.30
Her - at night?
Me - think about it.
Her - this is going on classic from the Mrs isn't it?
femal colleague: (the one who thought Turkeys came from Turkey, and that Torquay was where they first landed in the uk, see thread passim), wher eis the best view of the eclipse then?
ME: the Faroe Islands
her: they will get a good view from the top of the pyramids.
ME: imsorrywhat? y'what?
her: from where all egyptians are buried, if they stand on the pyramids they'll get a cracking view
ME: (expressionless) where who are buried?
her: I thought that was Egypt, can you see it from there as well?
entire office: (crying with laughter)
20 minutes later
me: the best thing about hte Faroe Islands is that is where they manufacture those lovely chocolates that Diplomats give away at parties...
her: y'what?
me: Faroe Rochers' lovely chocolates....(waits for penny to drop.....)
her: I'm gonna google that...
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