Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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viscountdallara said:
Another eclipse one.
I mentioned this mornings solar eclipse.
She replies.. "Which one was it ?"
ME... " The one where the moon passes between us and the sun"
HER..." What's the other one called, the one where the sun comes in front of the moon ?"
I kid you not !!!!!!!!!!
Be fair; she knew there was such a thing as a lunar eclipse - she just had the bodies in the wrong order!I mentioned this mornings solar eclipse.
She replies.. "Which one was it ?"
ME... " The one where the moon passes between us and the sun"
HER..." What's the other one called, the one where the sun comes in front of the moon ?"
I kid you not !!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, from Mrs CanAm watching TV, "I hate these fly on the ceiling documentaries".
My wife this week after I put a large ham bone from pets at home on top of the oven extractor fan so the doggy couldn't nick it
"What's this humongous bone? Do we still need it up here?"
And me with my daughter in the car.
Me "If you are worried about getting fat why don't you play more sport? Badminton is good"
Her "I'm not good at that, I prefer tennis but I am no good at it"
Me " But with badminton the shuttlecock floats more so easier to hit"
Her " I've always been better with balls".
Me
"So you are better with balls than cock?"
To which she knew I was being rude and then tried to to out do me with some crap joke about the bus coming, fnnar fnnar. Fell completely flat compared to my expert rudeness.
So we drove home in silence and she played Minecraft whilst I watched Blakes Seven.
"What's this humongous bone? Do we still need it up here?"
And me with my daughter in the car.
Me "If you are worried about getting fat why don't you play more sport? Badminton is good"
Her "I'm not good at that, I prefer tennis but I am no good at it"
Me " But with badminton the shuttlecock floats more so easier to hit"
Her " I've always been better with balls".
Me
"So you are better with balls than cock?"
To which she knew I was being rude and then tried to to out do me with some crap joke about the bus coming, fnnar fnnar. Fell completely flat compared to my expert rudeness.
So we drove home in silence and she played Minecraft whilst I watched Blakes Seven.
Dennis99 said:
C.A.R. said:
Walking around the petshop at the weekend letting my daughter see the animals and fishes.
Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
Sounds like one of those secret phrases spies would use in the cold war. Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
DannyScene said:
C.A.R. said:
Walking around the petshop at the weekend letting my daughter see the animals and fishes.
Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
I lost it.
Eh what the hell was she trying to say?Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
I lost it.
SpeckledJim said:
DannyScene said:
C.A.R. said:
Walking around the petshop at the weekend letting my daughter see the animals and fishes.
Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
I lost it.
Eh what the hell was she trying to say?Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
I lost it.
Pothole said:
Dennis99 said:
C.A.R. said:
Walking around the petshop at the weekend letting my daughter see the animals and fishes.
Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
Sounds like one of those secret phrases spies would use in the cold war. Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
irocfan said:
Pothole said:
Dennis99 said:
C.A.R. said:
Walking around the petshop at the weekend letting my daughter see the animals and fishes.
Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
Sounds like one of those secret phrases spies would use in the cold war. Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"
I went to see a friend on Tuesday that is undergoing chemotherapy and gave her a hand washing up while she's feeling iffy. She's bit of a leftie and started talk about KFC for some reason that escapes me. I interjected that another friend of mine supplies chickens to KFC to which she though he had a few chucks clucking arond his yard "no, he has 30,000 in a shed". "oh".
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