Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[C.A.R.]

Pothole said:

irocfan said:

Pothole said:

Dennis99 said:

C.A.R. said:

Walking around the petshop at the weekend letting my daughter see the animals and fishes.

Mrs says, quite profoundly; "did you know rabbits like to live in Paris?"

Sounds like one of those secret phrases spies would use in the cold war.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep...

that reminds me of the Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch.

I suspect that was in part inspired by the film that line's from.

Nope - she genuinely read it out loud like that. I even looked around to see if anyone heard, because it was so funny. I tried to find an image using Google of a 'rabbit in Paris' - DO NOT search for those terms on your work computer. It seems there is more than one adult performer going by that name!!

BTW - what is Not the 9 o clock news? I'm 26!

[RobinBanks]

C.A.R. said:

Nope - she genuinely read it out loud like that. I even looked around to see if anyone heard, because it was so funny. I tried to find an image using Google of a 'rabbit in Paris' - DO NOT search for those terms on your work computer. It seems there is more than one adult performer going by that name!!

BTW - what is Not the 9 o clock news? I'm 26!

Comedy sketch show:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_the_Nine_O%27Cloc...

It was before my time too, but my parents were fans so I knew it as a child.

[BRISTOL86]

She came out with a corker the other day:

"I make a really good spaghetti bolognese and lasagne. I don't think you could beat it unless you had a really authentic one in Spain".

[grayze]

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

[silverfoxcc]

Dog has been scratching its left ear for a day or so. Mrs Fox asks me to put some drops in it.
Whilst i was doing that she says

'Juat do the two of them tonight'

[Steamer]

'Jesus swept'.... apparently

[Willy Nilly]

Steamer said:

'Jesus swept'.... apparently

Are you from Cleveland?

[uncle tez]

"I'm not eating grated cheese any more, it gives me stomach ache"

This was said whilst eating slices of cheese from the same block that I was grating.

[Cotty]

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

[Pothole]

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

[8Ace]

Pothole said:

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

At the risk of a whoosh, Bewley.

[onyx39]

Pothole said:

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

Reminds me of a supervisor I had a few years ago.
We were talking about a couple of girl who got done for drug smuggling in the Far East.
Apparently not their fault, they were just "nave"

[Pothole]

8Ace said:

Pothole said:

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

At the risk of a whoosh, Bewley.

Definite whoosh, sorry. It's a French word, innit?

[marshalla]

Pothole said:

8Ace said:

Pothole said:

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

At the risk of a whoosh, Bewley.

Definite whoosh, sorry. It's a French word, innit?

Yes, but the English pronunciation, of the place in England, is Bewley.

[J4CKO]

Was talking to the young (23) girl who sits behind me at work, discussing hair, I point out the grey ones I have coming up the sides, she said

"Couldn't you get implants" - obviously thinking some kind of Rooneyesque hair transplant (not sure why some dye wouldn't be more appropriate but hey ho) but I just replied with,

"I like your thinking, a massive pair of tits would definitely distract people from my greying hair"

[Calletrece]

I wouldn't have known. I'd have stabbed at ''Bowloo'' on the basis that Beaumont + Lieu....

[Pothole]

marshalla said:

Pothole said:

8Ace said:

Pothole said:

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

At the risk of a whoosh, Bewley.

Definite whoosh, sorry. It's a French word, innit?

Yes, but the English pronunciation, of the place in England, is Bewley.

Double whoosh....

[Vipers]

8Ace said:

Pothole said:

Cotty said:

grayze said:

Mrs has booked a hotel in the New Forest for my birthday in April. It's near the "Boolio" car museum she says.

Took me a second, Beaulieu National Motor Museum.

Should really be pronounced Bow leeuh, shouldn't it?

At the risk of a whoosh, Bewley.

Funny old language English, Beau is pronounced "bo", Beaufighter is pronounced "bo fighter", "Beaufrey" is pronounced "bo frey", and we have Beaulieu pronounced "Bewley", which I agree with of course, as in "Beauteous" it is pronounced as "bew-ti-us" just saying.

and "sex" in Knightsbridge is what one puts coal in "coalsex"......

[john2443]

Vipers said:

and "sex" in Knightsbridge is what one puts coal in "coalsex"......

...is coalsex what you get if she's really filthy?

[john2443]

This is off topic because it's a bloke, but listen from 38 secs, I'd hate to see him when he hasn't shaved for a week, it's only been a day so far!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-321650...