Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
SamPet said:
My ex girlfriend once said, I'm going to get a nose job so our kids don't inherit my nose.
A very successful and apparently clever guy I know was genuinely shocked to learn that a mutual friend's unborn baby would have no chance of being born with only one leg even though our friend had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.He thought DNA was altered by an accident like that and took some convincing that a disability caused by an accident couldn't be inherited!
TwigtheWonderkid said:
SamPet said:
My ex girlfriend once said, I'm going to get a nose job so our kids don't inherit my nose.
A very successful and apparently clever guy I know was genuinely shocked to learn that a mutual friend's unborn baby would have no chance of being born with only one leg even though our friend had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.He thought DNA was altered by an accident like that and took some convincing that a disability caused by an accident couldn't be inherited!
Vipers said:
OH "Can you get windows you can look of but nobody can look in.
ME "Yes"
OH "So we could get windows I could look out and no one could look in then"
How do their little grey cells work.
So we pass a new build today, lots of glass, and we can see right into the front room, she "Oh the furniture is nice, do they have those windows you cant see in", I despair.........................ME "Yes"
OH "So we could get windows I could look out and no one could look in then"
How do their little grey cells work.
8Ace said:
43034 said:
Vaud said:
That's for ineffiecient water boiling devices.For the dirty diesels we have: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo-Bo & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-Co_locomotives
I explained this to Lady Ace but she didn't care.
Wow some of the nonsense I posted actually provoked a conversation
And I was about right I think.
I'm surrounded by damn steam trains too as I live near Haworth
Although the train buffs look like operation yew tree is about to knock
Getting drunk on their steam trains at the beer festival is good.
And I was about right I think.
I'm surrounded by damn steam trains too as I live near Haworth
Although the train buffs look like operation yew tree is about to knock
Getting drunk on their steam trains at the beer festival is good.
J4CKO said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
SamPet said:
My ex girlfriend once said, I'm going to get a nose job so our kids don't inherit my nose.
A very successful and apparently clever guy I know was genuinely shocked to learn that a mutual friend's unborn baby would have no chance of being born with only one leg even though our friend had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.He thought DNA was altered by an accident like that and took some convincing that a disability caused by an accident couldn't be inherited!
williredale said:
8Ace said:
43034 said:
Vaud said:
That's for ineffiecient water boiling devices.For the dirty diesels we have: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo-Bo & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-Co_locomotives
I explained this to Lady Ace but she didn't care.
On holiday in Majorca, we had been out for the evening and jumped in a taxi back to our hotel.
While travelling down the main drag along the sea front, my wife was watching the hotels going by and pipes up.
OH: Isn't it weird how every hotel round here has green lights and green interiors.
Me: Not especially love, the taxi has green tinted windows.
While travelling down the main drag along the sea front, my wife was watching the hotels going by and pipes up.
OH: Isn't it weird how every hotel round here has green lights and green interiors.
Me: Not especially love, the taxi has green tinted windows.
TwigtheWonderkid said:
J4CKO said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
SamPet said:
My ex girlfriend once said, I'm going to get a nose job so our kids don't inherit my nose.
A very successful and apparently clever guy I know was genuinely shocked to learn that a mutual friend's unborn baby would have no chance of being born with only one leg even though our friend had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.He thought DNA was altered by an accident like that and took some convincing that a disability caused by an accident couldn't be inherited!
J4CKO said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
J4CKO said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
SamPet said:
My ex girlfriend once said, I'm going to get a nose job so our kids don't inherit my nose.
A very successful and apparently clever guy I know was genuinely shocked to learn that a mutual friend's unborn baby would have no chance of being born with only one leg even though our friend had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.He thought DNA was altered by an accident like that and took some convincing that a disability caused by an accident couldn't be inherited!
I am living in a house share and one lass is a fairly recently graduated doctor. Another house mate has a habit of not doing his washing up until it's furry and green. We were discussing this when she came out with:
"I wouldn't worry - mould is just penicillin anyway".
I'm not exactly super brainy, in fact I was pretty much bottom of the pile when the brains were handed out, but wow.
"I wouldn't worry - mould is just penicillin anyway".
I'm not exactly super brainy, in fact I was pretty much bottom of the pile when the brains were handed out, but wow.
SebastienClement said:
I am living in a house share and one lass is a fairly recently graduated doctor. Another house mate has a habit of not doing his washing up until it's furry and green. We were discussing this when she came out with:
"I wouldn't worry - mould is just penicillin anyway".
I'm not exactly super brainy, in fact I was pretty much bottom of the pile when the brains were handed out, but wow.
Being a doctor I'm sure she meant that a bit tongue in cheek."I wouldn't worry - mould is just penicillin anyway".
I'm not exactly super brainy, in fact I was pretty much bottom of the pile when the brains were handed out, but wow.
J4CKO said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
J4CKO said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
SamPet said:
My ex girlfriend once said, I'm going to get a nose job so our kids don't inherit my nose.
A very successful and apparently clever guy I know was genuinely shocked to learn that a mutual friend's unborn baby would have no chance of being born with only one leg even though our friend had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.He thought DNA was altered by an accident like that and took some convincing that a disability caused by an accident couldn't be inherited!
That was when the penny dropped.
The Mrs got a new iPhone 6 on Monday, I've been away with work until Friday. Saturday morning we set off out in the car and she was on the phone to EE discussing something. I then hear her say "can you speak up please I'm struggling to hear you!"
She then hangs up and says to me "this new phones ace but the call volume is crap"
I glance over and "say, try pealing the plastic off which is covering the whole phone" (including speaker and microphone)
Funny old thing it's great now.
She then hangs up and says to me "this new phones ace but the call volume is crap"
I glance over and "say, try pealing the plastic off which is covering the whole phone" (including speaker and microphone)
Funny old thing it's great now.
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