Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Vipers said:
kowalski655 said:
Every day is a schoolday! I thought it was because they showed 2,then 4,then 6 ,then 8 engines on screen!
But how do you get a 0-2-0 engine?
You can't, minimum is 0-4-0But how do you get a 0-2-0 engine?
SebastienClement said:
fezst said:
Being a doctor I'm sure she meant that a bit tongue in cheek.
She didn't! Took two of us and a lot of googling to persuade her!kowalski655 said:
On the way back from the pub...
"I think Ive left my phone in the pub...oh no,Im on it!"
Mine was similar. I couldn't find my phone when she was going for a job interview but I found it while she was out."I think Ive left my phone in the pub...oh no,Im on it!"
"The interview went really well!"
"I'm glad! You sound really happy."
"I am! Anyway, have you found your phone yet?"
"Well, I've just answered it."
(For context we didn't have a landline)
When my wife was a child she was at a play area waiting for a go on the slide when two kids in front, a brother and sister, start pushing and shoving to get on first.
Angry Mum shouts across the play area at boy not to push past her.
My now wife reportedly returns to her parents looking concerned saying 'that little girl's name is pasta'.
She has never denied it and it's often repeated so it must be true.
Angry Mum shouts across the play area at boy not to push past her.
My now wife reportedly returns to her parents looking concerned saying 'that little girl's name is pasta'.
She has never denied it and it's often repeated so it must be true.
SebastienClement said:
I am living in a house share and one lass is a fairly recently graduated doctor. Another house mate has a habit of not doing his washing up until it's furry and green. We were discussing this when she came out with:
"I wouldn't worry - mould is just penicillin anyway".
I'm not exactly super brainy, in fact I was pretty much bottom of the pile when the brains were handed out, but wow.
I've just moved into a new houseshare, we we're all watching the fight on the weekend and one of the Housemates other halves starting talking about this special water with oxygen in it."I wouldn't worry - mould is just penicillin anyway".
I'm not exactly super brainy, in fact I was pretty much bottom of the pile when the brains were handed out, but wow.
There was much piss taking.
Moved into temporary flat while househunting and I was trying to get the heating working. An hour setting it up I checked the radiators to find them all cold. Went back to thermostat which I had set at 20 deg to find it at its lowest setting.
Me:,did you turn the thermostat down?
Her: yes,the heating wasn't coming on any way.
Me:,did you turn the thermostat down?
Her: yes,the heating wasn't coming on any way.
GF asked me this the other night, "Who's that guy we went to see last year?"
Me "What sort of guy?"
Her "The comedian at the Waterfront" (Waterfront is a local venue)
Her "Not the one from 8 out of 10 Cats"
Me, looking confused.
Her "Not Jon Richardson."
Me "Oh, you mean Jimmy Carr then."
Her "Yes, that's him"
Me "WTF????"
Me "What sort of guy?"
Her "The comedian at the Waterfront" (Waterfront is a local venue)
Her "Not the one from 8 out of 10 Cats"
Me, looking confused.
Her "Not Jon Richardson."
Me "Oh, you mean Jimmy Carr then."
Her "Yes, that's him"
Me "WTF????"
hidetheelephants said:
At grave risk of an auto-whoosh parrot, persuade her of what? Penicillin and a variety of other pharmaceuticals are derived from mold/fungus/whatever. Fleming discovered it because the stuff blew in through a window and landed in his petri dish. What am I missing?
at the risk of another W-P but... penicillin is mold(derived) but mold isn't penicillin cootuk said:
Swmbo: "David Cameron went to vote, is he allowed to?"
Me: "yes he can vote"
Swmbo: "well he cant vote for himself, that would be unfair"
Me: "maybe he votes Labour then"
Swmbo: "you think?"
My missus was proper confused why David Cameron was allowed to vote, couldn't get her pretty little head round it at all.Me: "yes he can vote"
Swmbo: "well he cant vote for himself, that would be unfair"
Me: "maybe he votes Labour then"
Swmbo: "you think?"
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